Twas The Night Before The National Championship

DAWG61

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Feb 26, 2008
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When Dawgs were buying up tickets
And Bruins were not giving 2 *****

When along came a splatter

Lettuce posted Gif pics
and DrHntr said
what da 17 is da matter

Thanks to Fitts curves
and splendid Powerpoints
the Dawgs don't need razors
the Bruins have shattered nerves

Renfroe catches possums
and rips 3 run bombs
the Padres are so happy
they drafted him 1st rounds

Omaha has no idea
and ESPN doesn't either
tomorrow will be engulfed in Maroon
the Bruins have less fans than Seether

108 National Champs you say
yet zero in baseball
none for the Dawgs
till 3 days away

Mitchell and Girodo
mowing down UCLA
time to go back to Cali
and play with those fake tittays

So awesome is this deal
the Rebels had to join in cheer
this isn't recruiting tho Freezus
this National Championship is for real



Good luck tomorrow MSU, you have made all of us so happy and proud to be Bulldawgs this last month. Now finish it! GO DAWGS!!! HAIL STATE!!!
 

BoDawg.sixpack

All-Conference
Feb 5, 2010
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The last verse was golden

before that I was having difficulties picking out rhyme and meter.