UNC's self imposed punishment.

[skysdad]

With Louisville's announcement of it's one year post season banishment for this year it made me wonder if UNC decided they would have a self imposed punishment for the academic scandal what would they come up with. Let's have a little fun with this.

My pick.

HOF Coach Roy Williams to not use the words daggum or daggumit in any interviews or post game for one entire year. OFC

 

[Laettner15]

HOF coach Roy Williams can not tempt recruits with Wanda's Nanner Puddin for one year

 

[twdukefan]

Roy Williams lets players go after one year

 

[smashmouth5]

No cheeseburgers for Meeks between the hours of 3AM and 5AM.

 

[topps coach]

Gary 7 cannot pass any inside info for three years

 

[OldasdirtDevil]

Roy will be docked one timeout per game. That should teach 'em.

OFC

 

[LandofOzDevil]

UNC will see no penalties. Academic issue and the NCAA won't touch them.

 

[Laettner15]

HOF coach Roy Williams will not be able to drink Coke and instead have to drink Pepsi for a year

 

[dukiejay]

Gary 7 cannot pass any inside info for three years

No, I think you mean three weeks. We can't deny the masses acsess to his brain.

 

[dukiejay]

UNC fans will be forced to be polite....for one day.

 

[Anon1728003274]

Roy Williams cannot refer to himself in the 3rd person during interviews for an entire year!

 

[DukeDenver]

All home fans at the Dean Dome must stand and cheer twice per game. In addition, there will be a banner limit, only three new ones per season.

 

[dbav]

Players have to go to class.

 

[TrentJone]

UNC will see no penalties. Academic issue and the NCAA won't touch them.

So let's see, the two new Big East poster child schools decide to self-impose sanctions, knowing full well that UNC is still under investigation for much serious allegations.

You really have to wonder what game they are playing, especially with the knowledge that Syracuse already has a law-suit ready to file, contingent on the UNC penalty announcement.

With this announcemnet, you have to wonder if Louisville will be in cahoots to join them in the law-suit as well.

They almost seem to be daring the NCAA in advance of the pending UNC sanction announcement.

Interesting indeed.

 

[DevilDJ]

They almost seem to be daring the NCAA in advance of the pending UNC sanction announcement.

Interesting indeed.

Indeed.

 

[skysdad]

Players have to go to class.

That's a little harsh don't you think. OFC

 

[skysdad]

Will have a Presbyterian night in which all Presbyterian fans get in free. OFC

 

[skysdad]

Take down The Helms Trophy banner for one year. OFC

 

[LetsGoDukies]

Roy can't wear this jacket for 1 year.

 

[skysdad]

Roy can't wear this jacket for 1 year.

Now that's what I call severe. That should satisfy the NCAA. OFC

 

[gottagonow]

All UNC fans must agree and sign a statement that K is the best coach ever and Dean's 4 corners stall ball damaged college hoops.

 

[dukiejay]

UNC administrators must Skype the penalties live for all to see.

 

[HeLooks2MuchLikeDave]

Every time UNC loses a recruit, they have to blame something other than the NCAA investigation

 

[DukeDenver]

All term papers written by UNC players for the last 20 years will be posted online. That should help recruiting.

 

[Showenuff]

The next time UNC has to shoot two free throws at the end of a Duke game for the win, Joseph Forte has to put them up rather than fake an injury.

 

[dbav]

Will have a Presbyterian night in which all Presbyterian fans get in free. OFC

As a Presbyterian, let's open it to the entire denomination.

 

[dbav]

UNC will see no penalties. Academic issue and the NCAA won't touch them.

Sadly, I largely agree.

 

[Crank_it_loud]

Keysersosay must pay Lance Thomas' outstanding "jewelry bill".

 

[dukiejay]

UNC fans can't complain about the refs until after the first TV timeout.

 

[dbav]

UNCheat must actually play 5 on 8 for an entire season.

 

[dbav]

Fans will be required to stay through the conclusion of senior night for the next 5 years.

 

[Kobe #1]

UNCheat must actually play 5 on 8 for an entire season.

It would still be the refs fault when they lost!

 

[gottagonow]

With Louisville's announcement of it's one year post season banishment for this year it made me wonder if UNC decided they would have a self imposed punishment for the academic scandal what would they come up with. Let's have a little fun with this.

My pick.

HOF Coach Roy Williams to not use the words daggum or daggumit in any interviews or post game for one entire year. OFC

Every UNC fan must agree to send Rashad McCants weekly love letters for 1 month and recognize him as UNC's greatest player ever.

 

[gottagonow]

UNC must sign an immediate contract with Matt Doherty naming him as Roy Williams replacement upon Roy's retirement.

 

[smashmouth5]

UNC fans will not be allowed to frequent their local Wal-Mart for six months.

 

[topps coach]

No, I think you mean three weeks. We can't deny the masses acsess to his brain.

My bad only a UNC fan would be so cruel as to deny the masses of such valuable life altering info

 

[skysdad]

UNC will give the Presbyterian fan that HOF Coach Roy Williams had escorted out of the Dean Dome life time season tickets to all UNC home games seated directly behind HOF Coach Roy Williams on the Tar Heel bench. OFC

 

[dukiejay]

UNC fans will be required to arrive on time to all games at the Dean Dome and are forced to stay until the end.

 

[KellenPatrick]

All UNC fans must agree and sign a statement that K is the best coach ever and Dean's 4 corners stall ball damaged college hoops.

I always have to laugh when the Hole fans "brag" about what a genius Dean was because he "invented" the Four Corners. Get in a big square and totally stall out the game by playing keep away. Yeah, that's some kind of genius.

 

[DukeDenver]

UNC fans will be required to arrive on time to all games at the Dean Dome and are forced to stay until the end.

That will cause a traffic jam, forcing many Heels to sit in their $50,000 Yukons on the way back to their $45,000 trailors.