Uniform Update

[ckDOG]

Check out Boise's new uniforms here. Personally, I think they look like damnit. It's bad enough they have a blue field. They could at least get some respectable uniforms.

There's also a blurb about our new uniforms in the article. My reading comprehension is slow today. I can't really tell if the article is making fun of us or not. All in all, a terrible article, but worthy of posting on an otherwise slow sports day.

 

[TR.sixpack]

Although, I think he's reaching quite a bit. Maybe it's an inferior complex he has from being a USM alum.

 

[FlabLoser]

Finally, a special Jury Prize for Comedic Excellence in Execution is awarded to Mississippi State, whose athletic department not only rounded up a press corps for the unveiling at a campus bookstore, but also roped four of their most media-savvy players into modeling the new looks (darling, you simply must watch in high quality).</p>

While the players involved run the gamut of emotional presence from "slightly concussed" to "unnecessarily sultry," Dan Mullen calls the fresh unis "new and exciting".</p>

Our compliments, sir. That kind of relentless enthusiasm for sweat-wicking fabrics will take you far in the SEC.</p>

 

[rebelrouseri]

misspelling of player names on the backs of the jerseys. "Unnecessarily sultry" is also funny.

 

[biguglyjoe]

<h4>Your breathlessly awaited offseason uniform update</h4> <p class="byline">By Holly Anderson
</p> <p class="byline">
</p> <p class="byline">That would explain a lot.
</p>

 

[BigMotherTucker]

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[msudawg12]

got run over by a funny car with orange tires leaving skidmarks