<h3 class="posttitle">FULMER CUPDATE: MARSHALL AND OLE MISS DECLARE FOR MAYHEM DRAFT</h3>
Your Fulmer Cupdate is brought to you by Rampage Jackson, who reminds you that black on black crime is acceptable only if it gets his belt back. The board is Brian's; his pants bulge with a manliness only Reggie Nelson finds comparable to his own.</p>
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Clarifications and Award of Points.</p>
Jamar Hornsby: Synonymous With the Word "Charges" Again. Ole Miss's prize transfer Jamar Hornsby left Florida after using a dead woman's credit card for gas money, which could have been a misunderstanding, and let's just give this young man another chance before stamping him with the official USDA approved "DUMBASS" stamp.</p>
Break out that bit of bureaucratic labeling machinery, please; Hornsby was charged with aggravated assault (Felony, three points) and petit larceny (Delicious French misdemeanor, one point) in a brawl in Starkville, MS this past weekend. Our crack sources* tell us that Hornsby was engaged in a hella nasty lopsided fight resulting in some serious injuries, meaning he was not only malicious but unsporting. (All fair fights with lopsided odds should unfold as they do in kung-fu epics: one at a time, please.)</p>
Thus one bonus point for being a repeat offender along with the four charged points for a total of five points for Ole Miss. After a quiet spell under l'Orgeron, Ole Miss has become a contender in both the season and off-season. GIGGITAH.
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NVM saw us at 4th.
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Your Fulmer Cupdate is brought to you by Rampage Jackson, who reminds you that black on black crime is acceptable only if it gets his belt back. The board is Brian's; his pants bulge with a manliness only Reggie Nelson finds comparable to his own.</p>
</p> Clarifications and Award of Points.</p>
Jamar Hornsby: Synonymous With the Word "Charges" Again. Ole Miss's prize transfer Jamar Hornsby left Florida after using a dead woman's credit card for gas money, which could have been a misunderstanding, and let's just give this young man another chance before stamping him with the official USDA approved "DUMBASS" stamp.</p>
Break out that bit of bureaucratic labeling machinery, please; Hornsby was charged with aggravated assault (Felony, three points) and petit larceny (Delicious French misdemeanor, one point) in a brawl in Starkville, MS this past weekend. Our crack sources* tell us that Hornsby was engaged in a hella nasty lopsided fight resulting in some serious injuries, meaning he was not only malicious but unsporting. (All fair fights with lopsided odds should unfold as they do in kung-fu epics: one at a time, please.)</p>
Thus one bonus point for being a repeat offender along with the four charged points for a total of five points for Ole Miss. After a quiet spell under l'Orgeron, Ole Miss has become a contender in both the season and off-season. GIGGITAH.
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NVM saw us at 4th.
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