Urban Dictionary: Landshark

[gdogg]

<div class="definition">1. landshark
noun - someone who bites on or uses a lot of teeth while administering oral sex to their partner.
verb - the act of getting your dick bitten during a blow job.

</div><div class="example">v. My dick hurts so much, some beezy landsharked me last night.
</div>

 

[RebelBruiser]

1. bulldog

Mooning someone while pushing your genitalia backwards toward your butt crack. Similar to a fruit salad

As the nuns drove by in the car, I gave them a bulldog.


2. Bulldog

Bulldog is a term used for an older man, usually 45+ years of age, that prefers the company of women at least 20 years his junior. Most encounters with bulldogs are innocent, but he will gladly bed a young women if she is willing. A bulldog should not be confused with his more popular and sexy cousin the silver fox.

Bulldogs are typically wrinkly and physically unfit, giving them a rounded physique. Most are short and stout in stature, though it is not uncommon to find a taller version. Despite their physically unattractive appearance, bulldogs have a very magnetic, charismatic, and friendly personality. It is this personality that attracts their younger partners. Of course, money helps as well. They are often described by their admirers as "cute" but rarely "handsome", "hot", or "sexy".

Bulldogs often fall prey to young women who lead them on and take advantage of their friendly nature and financial security.

Is that dude her father or her bulldog?

How does a bulldog like him pull a chick like her?

I think that bulldog over there is making eyes at you. Invite him over so he will buy us some drinks.

Man...Where are all the hot guys? All I see in here are a bunch of bulldogs.

3. Bulldog
A person of limited intelligence, a retard.

Comes from a similarity in facial expressions between bulldogs and people with Downs Syndrome

What a bulldog - he wouldn't know up from down if you gave him three guesses

4. bulldog
a lesbian. one who wears sport shirts, baggy jeans, with long hair but tightly pulled back into a pony tail. a girl who walks around like she is buffer than any guy. a tough lesbian.

my girlfriend made out with that bulldog.

6. bulldog
The act of taking a wicked **** after a long night of drinking and having the smell of it make you so sick that you have to get off the toilet and puke into the bowl, on top of the ****.

Chim-chim got so drunk on New Year's that he bulldogged it the next morning at McDonald's after breakfast

 

[DawgU]

nnm

 

[randystewart]

so they could be the Ole Miss Dick Biters?

 

[DawgatAuburn]

LOL!!!!!!1!!!11!!!!

 

[jakldawg]

landsharking means something totally different there.

Have fun with a naked guy with a frisbee wedged in his asscrack biting chicks as a mascot.

 

[tupelotim]

Urban Dictionary
2. a sexual act where a man and his partner stand
at opposite ends of the room. the woman bends over and braces against
the wall while the man clasps his hands over his head imitating a shark.
He then begins humming the jaws theme song and sprints across the room,
lead by his erection, and attempts to penetrate either the ****** or
anus with his momentus impact.
<div class="example">
I have to be really drunk to try the land shark,
but im usually too inebriated to run in a straight line, so i wake up
very sore.</div>

 

[gdogg]

hee hee...

 

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[AlCoDog]

Urban Dictionary
2. a sexual act where a man and his partner stand at opposite ends of the room.

the woman bends over and braces against the wall while the man clasps his hands over his head imitating a shark. He then begins humming the jaws theme song

and sprints across the room, lead by his erection, and attempts to penetrate either the ****** or anus with his momentus impact.
<div class="example">
I have to be really drunk to try the land shark, but im usually too inebriated to run in a straight line, so i wake up very sore.</div>