Utah partnering with a private equity firm.

00Dawg

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My experience with private equity is that they come in and cut to the bone, grow the business (regardless of whether that new business is profitable or not, as long as they can make it look enticing) and then flip it for a profit.
Mine has been mixed. Two positive and one extremely negative.
Two came in with cash and attempted to grow the business with mixed results. The second still owns my current employer and doubled down on getting us to an attractive state when a 2022-3ish attempt to sell the company led to no buyers.
The bad one bought a profitable company, saddled it with the debt used to purchase it, set impossible EBITDA targets, and then ended up selling the company in pieces.
 
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DerHntr

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MSU has a higher donor contribution? Wow, that is wild.
For corporate sponsorship, I would far prefer MSU selling space on the courts and fields to sponsors instead of a Saudi prince owning the Athletics Dept(which at least one person in this thread views as 'cutting edge' and a no loss option).

"Sanderson Farms - feeding MSU fans for over 70 years."
"Ingalls Shipbuilders - keeping MSU fans safe."
"Ingalls Shipbuilders - dedicated to growing Mississippi since 1938."
"Cal-Maine Eggs - feeding MSU fans at every meal."
"Buc-ees - the official shitting stop of MSU athletics when down on the coast."
"Buc-ees - where MSU fans go to eat Beaver Nuggets."


If MSU cant land those corporate sponsors, then go local! Flood stadiums and arenas with local sponsors from Starkville-
- "Starkville Cafe - Official old local cafe that hasnt been deep cleaned this century of MSU Athletics."
- "George Sherman Clothiers - Selling overpriced menswear to MSU students and fans since 1973."
- "Bin 612 - Official ok but not memorable local Cotton District restaurant of MSU Athletics."
- "Reed's of Starkville - Providing quasi-trendy but safe clothing to white established middle-class MSU fans."
- "The Little Dooey - Official controversially loved local BBQ joint of MSU Athletics."

That’s twice in this thread that you’ve spoken poorly of the Saudi’s. Of all people, I didn’t expect you to state your racist views openly on SPS. Is that why you moved to lily-white Iowa?**
 

GloryDawg

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IF the Mormon church is so rich.....

And IF the Mormon church is a big donor to Utah, thus meaning Utah is flush with cash.......

Uh.....then I guess the obvious question is......

Why is Utah looking at PE?
Utah is not run by the Church anymore. Neither is Salt Lake City. Heck a few years ago Salt Lake had a Lesbian Mayor. The church stays out of politics completely. The only thing even close was the church pulling out all it supports for the Boy Scouts of America over their policies with gays. They were the largest supporter of Boy Scouts until then.
 

OG Goat Holder

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Utah is not run by the Church anymore. Neither is Salt Lake City. Heck a few years ago Salt Lake had a Lesbian Mayor. The church stays out of politics completely. The only thing even close was the church pulling out all it supports for the Boy Scouts of America over their policies with gays. They were the largest supporter of Boy Scouts until then.
Ok. So what in the world did your post have to do with Utah, this thread or PE?
 

olblue

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IF the Mormon church is so rich.....

And IF the Mormon church is a big donor to Utah, thus meaning Utah is flush with cash.......

Uh.....then I guess the obvious question is......

Why is Utah looking at PE?
There is this concept that is foreign to you but it goes something like this - good to great.
 
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Darryl Steight

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So I just read the article, and, LOL….this is exactly what’s happening. Except it’s even more obvious than I thought it would be.

From the article:

“The project includes a fascinating wrinkle. The university is offering a prominent group of donors the ability to purchase a stake in Utah Brands & Entertainment. Already, university officials have culled a small donor base to generate millions in purchase agreements. The more than $500 million capital figure includes both the nine-figure cash infusion from Otro as well as those capital commitments from donors.

Utah Brands & Entertainment will house most of the components traditionally held within the university’s athletic department, including many athletic personnel and divisions. However, fundraising will remain with the school.”

This is wild…

1) PE buys Utah Athletics and creates new for-profit entity that is still majority controlled by the university - called Utah Brands and Entertainment.

2) Otro and the university sell stake in the new entity to the boosters / donors. Essentially that is where the cashflow is coming from. The PE firm isn’t even really providing any cashflow at the end of the day. This is just a shell game.

3) The control of “Utah Brands and Entertainment” will thus be siloed within Otro, under the control of the boosters and donors.

They are essentially selling the athletic department to the boosters. The PE firm owning / controlling the athletics department isn’t even the end game. They are simply the medium for exchange, because Utah can’t just directly sell the entire department to Cigar Boys Incorporated.

This is 100% a ploy to set up an annuity to pay out tens of millions in NIL annually, with extravagant tax benefits for the donors. Somebody has figured out that this is the cheapest way to keep these funds rolling in.
I'm already setting up IBGI, or Injun Burial Ground Investments, LLC. I'll let you guys know when we're ready to start receiving deposits.
 
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mcdawg22

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Private equity always turns out great *
2030 Utah will be trying to buy out of PE.
Yeah but those Cheddar Bay Biscuits purchased 50% over retail in the nutrition station are gonna taste so good.
 

OG Goat Holder

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There is this concept that is foreign to you but it goes something like this - good to great.
I don’t think you quite understand the question. It’s been answered now that the Mormon church is not pumping money into UU. So back to the hot tub you go.
 
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