Valuation of SEC football programs, ranked

onewoof

Heisman
Mar 4, 2008
14,980
13,086
113
from the WSJ (sorry if Germaine Jackson)

2. Texas, $1.897B
4. UGA, $1.348B
6. LSU, $1.060B
8. Tennessee, $1.017B
9. Texas A&M, $1.001B
10. Oklahoma, $881M
11. Alabama, $846M *this is why Nick left*
12. Auburn, $843M
14. Florida, $793M
19. Arkansas, $616M
30. Ole Miss, $411M
44. South Carolina, $312M
57. Kentucky, $202M
58. Mississippi State, $197M
63. Mizzou, $168M
66. Vanderbilt, $112M
 

greenbean.sixpack

All-American
Oct 6, 2012
8,817
8,099
113
I remember years ago these type rankings had OM just a little ahead of us. This shows what a few poor hiring decision means. We've had many, SloMo, Cohen and Arnept - it looks like we may be able to throw neckbeard on that list. So far Selmon hasn't been impressive either, but let's hope he improves. Leadership is the why OM jumped so far ahead. Hiring and retaining Kiffin has been brilliant.
 
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turkish

Junior
Aug 22, 2012
964
349
63
58. Mississippi State, $197M
63. Mizzou, $168M
66. Vanderbilt, $112M

 

BulldogBlitz

Heisman
Dec 11, 2008
16,207
20,354
113
from the WSJ (sorry if Germaine Jackson)

2. Texas, $1.897B
4. UGA, $1.348B
6. LSU, $1.060B
8. Tennessee, $1.017B
9. Texas A&M, $1.001B
10. Oklahoma, $881M
11. Alabama, $846M *this is why Nick left*
12. Auburn, $843M
14. Florida, $793M
19. Arkansas, $616M
30. Ole Miss, $411M
44. South Carolina, $312M
57. Kentucky, $202M
58. Mississippi State, $197M
63. Mizzou, $168M
66. Vanderbilt, $112M
Thanks. Relegation here we come.
 

Perd Hapley

All-American
Sep 30, 2022
5,833
6,872
113
ChatGPT…..give me a total bullcrap list of entities / enterprises ranked by their valuations, key requirements being that none of them in history have ever been bought or sold, its not even legal to buy or sell any of them, and probably 30-40% of both the revenues and expenditures of each are completely untraceable funds that don’t show up on any balance sheet. And oh yeah, 95% of them are also public institutions that are subsidized by taxpayer dollars and state funding of varying degrees and amounts.

Whoever the hell thought they could make even a semi-accurate list with these ought to be drawn and quartered.
 

Barkman Turner Overdrive

All-Conference
May 28, 2006
4,603
3,044
113
I remember years ago these type rankings had OM just a little ahead of us. This shows what a few poor hiring decision means. We've had many, SloMo, Cohen and Arnept - it looks like we may be able to throw neckbeard on that list. So far Selmon hasn't been impressive either, but let's hope he improves. Leadership is the why OM jumped so far ahead. Hiring and retaining Kiffin has been brilliant.
Their current Athletic Director deserves a lot of that credit, especially considering how marginal Bjork was at the job. They hired a former player that worked in and up their Athletic Department's ladder. I don't ever see him leaving that job until he retires, whereas the two knucklehead alums we hired left for conference rivals.
 

The Peeper

Heisman
Feb 26, 2008
15,452
10,594
113
Their current Athletic Director deserves a lot of that credit, especially considering how marginal Bjork was at the job. They hired a former player that worked in and up their Athletic Department's ladder. I don't ever see him leaving that job until he retires, whereas the two knucklehead alums we hired left for conference rivals.

Well don't forget, we "hired a former player who became a coach and worked his say up our Athletic Department's ladder" too. How much credit does he deserve?**
 

OG Goat Holder

Heisman
Sep 30, 2022
12,276
11,339
113
ChatGPT…..give me a total bullcrap list of entities / enterprises ranked by their valuations, key requirements being that none of them in history have ever been bought or sold, its not even legal to buy or sell any of them, and probably 30-40% of both the revenues and expenditures of each are completely untraceable funds that don’t show up on any balance sheet. And oh yeah, 95% of them are also public institutions that are subsidized by taxpayer dollars and state funding of varying degrees and amounts.

Whoever the hell thought they could make even a semi-accurate list with these ought to be drawn and quartered.
Yep all these 'valuations' have always been bullshlt. Just like NIL. Just more crap to fill content and sell subscriptions to crootin sites.

 

Barkman Turner Overdrive

All-Conference
May 28, 2006
4,603
3,044
113
Well don't forget, we "hired a former player who became a coach and worked his say up our Athletic Department's ladder" too. How much credit does he deserve?**
The difference is Carter actually held jobs in the Athletic Department which helps him run it now. Coach Cohen happened to have an office in the building where Byrne and Loafers worked and it appears the former did not learn anything thing from the other two.
 

OG Goat Holder

Heisman
Sep 30, 2022
12,276
11,339
113
Their current Athletic Director deserves a lot of that credit, especially considering how marginal Bjork was at the job. They hired a former player that worked in and up their Athletic Department's ladder. I don't ever see him leaving that job until he retires, whereas the two knucklehead alums we hired left for conference rivals.
To be clear, Loaferz is the true traitor. Cohen was essentially run off.