I'm getting the No-Scalpel version done, is it safe to get on a plane the next day? They said it shouldn't hurt but I don't want my mini vacation ruined by swelling. Anyone ever have it done?
Vasectomy - Recovery time
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I do construction management. One of my laborers got it done and came back to work the next day and he had severe swelling. It caused a lot of problems for him. I begged him to get it done on a Friday and take the weekend to recover but he was stubborn. I would ask your doctor, the change in pressure can not be good.
Flood has had it done. That's why he goes for FGs instead of TDs.
Years ago. Just use a lot of ice on it after the surgery and the next morning when you get up. Ice it before you leave and after you get to the hotel the next day. You should be fine.
I have heard more guys tell me that they have had it on the Thursday of the NCAA tourney and Masters Thursday so they can sit in front of the TV and not be bothered.
I had it done on a Friday morning and jumped out of a cake at a bachelorette party on Friday night. Toughen up!:sunglasses:
That's the kind of spirit we need to make America great again.
And claps like he's won the Super Bowl every time Federico makes a field goal. Yay!!! Now we're only down 36-3! Does this annoy anyone else, or is it just me?
Mine are that way naturally, so I'm not sure what's so bad about that.
I had it done. Laid around with a bag of frozen peas on the area for two days, then made sure to wear a clean jockstrap for about a week (keeps things in place, which helps the bruising heal). Overall, the discomfort wasn't bad, and you could probably just tough it out, but I'd check with your doctor just to be safe.
Definitely don't ask a doctor - this board will suffice
That's exactly right. It was a great opportunity to just sit on the couch with my Ice pack and watch TV and be left alone. Except when the ex-wife brought be breakfast, lunch and dinner on said couch --- and always said try going through labor for once when said meal was brought.
I hate when women try to say labor is the worst. Its just outright wrong.
Ask any woman if she wants to have another baby, and they will get this look of joy on their face, and smile lovingly and say yet.
Ask any guy if they want to be kicked in the nuts again, and you will never hear yes...
See, what I don't like is that, when he enters the stadium, he always looks towards his wife. I mean, WTF? Why can't he look towards me first for once?
And when he jogs towards the bench, you see how he sort of favors his right leg. Only a total loser would do that. Never expose weakness.
And what's with the way he dresses? I mean, seriously. Why does he have to always wear something with an R on it. Shows a total lack of subtlety and imagination.
You know what else I heard? I heard that when he wipes his ***, it's always left to right. Left to right fer chrissakes! What a clown.
What a bunch of girly-men. When I needed a vasectomy, I just let the nails on one hand grow a bit long and dug in and did it myself while I was out hunting grizzly bears. Without a weapon.
How does the no-scalpel version work?
I had the traditional version 5 years ago. I made the mistake of doing too much the day after b/c I thought I felt fine. Big mistake. Total recovery was about 4 days.
I had the traditional version 5 years ago. I made the mistake of doing too much the day after b/c I thought I felt fine. Big mistake. Total recovery was about 4 days.
Which is vastly better than getting the feeling that if one's balls swell up just a little bit more they might explode.
exploding testicles aside, what is the wait time before I can get back performing? I have a barbershop quartet I participate in...
I'm assuming this is elective surgery that can be postponed. So why not wait until after your vacation.
ha,,I was going to say we got sniped as a team about 3 years ago and still haven't recovered....
no wonder all his red zone drives *** up empty.
Exactly! Good grief man! Get it done when you have a few days off at home! Ironically, it's like Father's Day ... You sit on the couch all day with something cold in your lap and get to say no to chores, yardwork and other "honey-do's." I'd have another one if I could!
ya know, that GIF could have a couple of different takeaways...(I'll stop now. I already stepped over the line once too many here..sorry. my bad :chairshot
No, no, no. Stop filtering dammit. LOLya know, that GIF could have a couple of different takeaways...(I'll stop now. I already stepped over the line once too many here..sorry. my bad :chairshot
I used this approach. It gives you a perfect excuse to sit on the couch for several days and watch hoops.
You're having a vasectomy the day before and you don't want anything to ruin your "mini-vacation"? Good choice of words.
If the doctor slips w/the knife, it could wind up being an even mini-er-vacation.