No no no. You are doing it wrong. You must be "disappointed" in our recruiting by comparing it to Michigan and Ohio State. After all, our goal is to win championships. Can't do that if we are far behind even our conference brethren. C'mon sparty. You cannot let yourself feel good about anything. If we fire a 9-win coach we darn well better find someone that is better and not this mediocre staff that's .500 lifetime.
Am I doing this right?
Let's not forget to gripe about his age. Heck, he's ready for retirement. Why would any recruit want to play for cold, boring (not exciting like Northern Kentucky) Nebraska?? And the fishing is awful to boot!