Want to help me with my annual acrostic?

May 29, 2001
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As regulars on this board know, every year I work up acrostic that spells MOUNTAINEERS for the 12 opponents.
Usually, I give my thoughts first.
But I'll give you first crack at it.


No profanity.

Fire away. Let the best examples win!



M Missouri

O Youngstown

U BYU Cougars.

N Kansas State

T Texas Tech

A TCU Horny Frogs

I Oklahoma State

N Kansas

E Texas

E Oklahoma

R Iowa State

S Baylor
 

coalcountry52

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Oct 26, 2004
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Maul Missouri
Order a whooping on Youngstown
Underpants BYU
Nip KSU
Takedown Texas Tech
Angrily beat TCU
Irritate OSU
Nail Kansas
Eviscerate Texas
Eventually beat OU
Reacharound ISU
Sear Baylor
 

LowFatMilk

Freshman
Apr 21, 2012
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Acrostic ? I actually had to piece together the definition. Maybe I should feel uneducated...but then, I can spell 'trough'.

It's certainly old school...but I can respect someone who embraces something despite being unpopular.

I'd really like to help but you handcuffed me when you eliminated the option to include profanity.
 

VaultHunter

All-Conference
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Massacre Missouri
Obliterate Youngstown
Undertow BYU
Neuter K State
Thrash Texas Tech
Annihilate TCU
Incinerate Oklahoma State
Nosedive Kansas
Eliminate Texas
Eradicate Oklahoma
Rampage Iowa State
Sufficate Baylor
 

skygusty_rivals

Freshman
May 14, 2003
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As regulars on this board know, every year I work up acrostic that spells MOUNTAINEERS for the 12 opponents.
Usually, I give my thoughts first.
But I'll give you first crack at it.


No profanity.

Fire away. Let the best examples win!



M Missouri

O Youngstown

U BYU Cougars.

N Kansas State

T Texas Tech

A TCU Horny Frogs

I Oklahoma State

N Kansas

E Texas

E Oklahoma

R Iowa State

S Baylor
Maroon, Overexpose, Ulcerate, Nix, Trump, Amputate, Incarcerate, Nosetweak, Emasculate, Enfeeble, Rick-Roll, Stigmatize
 
May 29, 2001
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It's way too early to be set in concrete, but this is the tentative version. Thanks for the help. It's still open to changes, though. Be creative. Not profane or crude (well, not TOO crude).

Thank you.



M assacre Missouri

O bliterate Youngstown

U nnerve BYU Cougars.

N euter Kansas State

T rample Texas Tech

A buse TCU

I nnihilate Oklahoma State

N ail Kansas

E masculate Texas

E rectile dysfunction Oklahoma (you knew that one would be in there)

R omp over Iowa State

S ufficate Baylor
 

GoWVU

Sophomore
Nov 17, 2001
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The first letter of "annihilate" is an A, not an I. Why not go with "immolate" there?

"Suffocate" has an O, not an I in the middle.
 
May 29, 2001
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The first letter of "annihilate" is an A, not an I. Why not go with "immolate" there?

"Suffocate" has an O, not an I in the middle.

Thanks.


M assacre Missouri

O bliterate Youngstown

U nnerve BYU Cougars.

N euter Kansas State Kittycats

T rample Texas Tech

A nnihilate TCU

I mmolate Oklahoma State

N ail Kansas

E masculate Texas

E rectile dysfunction Oklahoma

R omp over Iowa State

S uffocate Baylor
 

WhiteTailEER

Sophomore
Jun 17, 2005
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Sorry, but sexually assault is not a topic for humor in my book. I agree Baylor's record on that is atrocious. But I feel too bad for the victims to use it in the acrostic. Thank you.

My comment was tongue in cheeck in reference to their horrible handling of these incidents.

In no way do I feel it should be part of your list.
 

jpf578

Redshirt
Sep 29, 2007
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It's way too early to be set in concrete, but this is the tentative version. Thanks for the help. It's still open to changes, though. Be creative. Not profane or crude (well, not TOO crude).

Thank you.



M assacre Missouri

O bliterate Youngstown

U nnerve BYU Cougars.

N euter Kansas State

T rample Texas Tech

A buse TCU

I nnihilate Oklahoma State

N ail Kansas

E masculate Texas

E rectile dysfunction Oklahoma (you knew that one would be in there)

R omp over Iowa State

S ufficate Baylor


How about "Uncle" cries BYU?
 

EnginEER 89

Redshirt
May 29, 2001
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I'll go with Mash, Overpower, Upend, Nuke, Topple, Ax, Impale, Napalm, Expunge, Embalm, Regurgitate, and Spank

Too violent?
Lgm!
 
May 29, 2001
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I'll go with Mash, Overpower, Upend, Nuke, Topple, Ax, Impale, Napalm, Expunge, Embalm, Regurgitate, and Spank

Too violent?
Lgm!

Apparently not. Check it out.


M assacre Missouri

O bliterate Youngstown

U nnerve BYU

N euter Kansas State

T rample Texas Tech

A nnihilate TCU

I mpale Oklahoma State

N ail Kansas

E radicate Texas

E rectile dysfunction Oklahoma

R oll over Iowa State

S uffocate Baylor
 
May 29, 2001
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As regulars on this board know, every year I work up acrostic that spells MOUNTAINEERS for the 12 opponents.
Usually, I give my thoughts first.
But I'll give you first crack at it.


No profanity.

Fire away. Let the best examples win!



Maul or Massacre Missouri

Obliterate or Overwhelm Youngstown

Unclaw or Undermine BYU Cougars.

Neuter or Negate Kansas State

Terrify, Terrorize or Trample Texas Tech

Annihilate, Assault or Agitate TCU Horny Frogs

Incapacitate or Irradiate Oklahoma State

Nullify or Necktie Kansas

Electrocute Texas

Eradicate Oklahoma

Ravage, Roast or Roil Iowa State

Savage, Slam or Slap Baylor