We aren't cool, guys.

AssEndDawg

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They are exactly like those anti-gay preachers who end up getting caught sucking a dick in an airport bathroom stall. A reference which really, probably has multiple parallels to the men in Oxford... (not that there is anything wrong with that).

All that to say, little brother is pissed! When they have to go the Fonzie route to make themselves feel better you know its coming off the rails in Oxford.
 

FlotownDawg

All-American
Aug 30, 2012
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Oh ****, we don't have the Southern Foodways Alliance! The horror! Also, I never had a problem spotting attractive females when I was at State. Never knew pretty girls only went to OM.
 

Old Fart Dawg

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Sep 2, 2012
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Damn, that's the best they got?
Spoiled rich kid with a severe case of penis envy.
Somebody make that poor boy a sugar tit.
 

GhostOfJackie

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Apr 20, 2009
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Oh ****, we don't have the Southern Foodways Alliance! The horror! Also, I never had a problem spotting attractive females when I was at State. Never knew pretty girls only went to OM.

There is a never ending supply of beautiful girls walking around the junction on any game day. I always laugh when I hear Ole Miss fans say we don't have hot girls. But I also laugh at most everything else they say about state.
 

BiscuitEater

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Aug 29, 2009
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Finally,

OM fans come out of the closet ... to admit that we are 'real rivals.' None of that ... 'It's just another game' or 'We do it for love & y'all are the haters'

Finally ... an honest fan assessment ... and they 'hate us'
 

AHSDawg

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Sep 18, 2012
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I take pride in saying I have never been in or heard of one of their 'coolest' spots.
 

Mr. Chen

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Aug 22, 2012
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Guys, I think we may be overreacting just a bit. This was a clear sarcasm piece similar to something you might read on the Onion.
No one can possibly be that big of a douche in real life.
 

FreeDawg

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Oct 6, 2010
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As I've always said, 99% of the OM grown men who hype up the OM women have gf/wives who don't live up to the beauty standards that they affiliate with their school. It's freaking creepy. Seriously, look at the old guys doing it on Twitter and then look at their dual avi's. The flip-side is that guys I know who went to OM and married/dated great looking women don't spout it off like it makes them better but I guess it's because they don't have too.
 

jakldawg

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May 1, 2006
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There ain't nothing in the world cooler

than constantly reminding everybody within earshot how cool you are.
 

coach66

Junior
Mar 5, 2009
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It's pretty sad, their stereotypical ******** gets passed from generation to

generation and they can't over come it. Things have changed dramatically over the years and they are still stuck in the 1930's. It's really becoming hilarious.
 
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ronpolk

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May 6, 2009
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We suck at football but Oxford is so cool and look at all the good things people write about us. Gotta love OM. Keep getting a chubby about seeing Oxford in the ny times and we will keep competing for national titles. But look on the bright side, when you aren't holding klan rallies and protest against the black president, people love you.
 

horshack.sixpack

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Oct 30, 2012
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That they would brag about whatever that was that Kate Perry did on their big day is telling.

Too bad they couldn't hold up their end and beat those terrible LSU, Auburn and Arkansas teams that we handled no problem so this game would have two relevant teams playing for the egg...
 

Lou3000

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Oct 17, 2012
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Every single thing he listed about Ole Miss is about Oxford. Oxford is Proud Larry's, Thacker Mountain Radio, Fat Possum Records, the Southern Foodways Alliance, Square Books, and James Beard Foundation winners.

Taking credit for that is like claiming Jackson State IS Eudora Welty, Historic Belhaven neigbhorhood, every Fondren restaurant, The Help, Richard Wright, Wyatt Waters, etc.

It's ludicrous to attribute those things as a part of what makes up the University. The article typifies the delusion that simply having attended Ole Miss you have somehow separated yourself from the common man. You may be an out-of-work, illiterate, but by stepping foot on campus and calling yourself a Rebel, you have positioned yourself above all others.

And here's the thing about State, every single thing that happens in Starkville is directly related to the student body working hard to make their university and it's home a better place. Bulldog Bash is a student run event (unlike Double Decker). State students don't arrive on campus ready to receive their medal, they arrive and work to make it a better place than it was when they got there.
 

ckDOG

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Dec 11, 2007
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Those guys sure like wars**

I love this article. "We are awesome. They are not. Nobody cares about those dorks, including us. Thefore, we hate them and are at war with them".

Usually folks that have to convince others about how great they are and how much they don't care, but do care, about a perceived inferior don't actually measure up to their over-inflated self-image.
 
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BobSacamano

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The writer is too stupid to realize that The Help made his parents and grandparents look bad. But in his mind those were awesome times
 

godlluB

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I chuckled to myself the entire time I read this, because I couldn't help but thinking about John Cohen's "Cool is the Enemy" speech that he gives when speaking to youth organizations.

If you've never heard the speech, it boils down to this: People who are worried about being cool are focused on the wrong thing and have their priorities screwed up. People worried about being cool are rarely successful in life. Those who are a success get up early, work hard, and raise their families, they don't have time to worry about being cool. Cool is the enemy of success.

Yup, I'd say this article matches up with that philosophy just about perfectly.
 

DawgatAuburn

All-Conference
Apr 25, 2006
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That guy should look into a mansieree.
















And I am shocked, SHOCKED I tell you, that he doesn't know what to tell the chicks to wear in the Grove.
 

jethreauxdawg

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Dec 20, 2010
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I'm still trying to figure that out

Is he bragging about being openly racist? Do the football players have to use separate toilets? Do they eat **** pies? What is he bragging about?
 

ugabully

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Feb 10, 2012
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Oh ****, we don't have the Southern Foodways Alliance! The horror!

As a lover of food, that's the one that really got me.

Damn, State just improves the agriculture that makes producing the food possible. We need a bunch of effete posers in Oxford to "stage symposia, produce documentary films, collect oral histories, sponsor scholarship, mentor students, and publish great writing" about food that already exists without their involvement.
 

boatsandhoes

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Sep 6, 2012
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talk about being insignificant

Its latent pe**s envy.

After saturday considering if we win, We would have the best team historically for the whole state in all of the big three sports.

Football- this year or '98 when we won the west. This year trumps if we get in the playoff. pre-integration is insignificant to me.
Basketball- the '96 final four team
Baseball- take your pick of 20 great teams for the diamond dawgs. Last year finals team trumps everything.

Flagship....shiiiiiiiiiiiii**

we're better than you and we know it.
 

deadheaddawg

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Sep 3, 2012
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I posted the following on their facebook page.

Don't kid yourself, outside of oxford, ole miss is confederate flags, James Meredith, Dixie, and racism. The nation remembers you for fighting to keep rebel flags and a racist mascott. You still use a slave term as your name. You are nooses on statues. To the rest of the nation you represent everything that is NOT cool about Mississippi.