We found her

[The Cooterpoot]

 

[karlchilders.sixpack]

Can't believe they arrested her for that.
Clear trespassing.

 

[Beretta.sixpack]

would

 

[champdawg.sixpack]

I need to grease up my bike

 

[HailStout]

I knew exactly who you were talking about before I opened the thread.

 

[skydawg1]

Wait, she was inside her own residence?

 

[karlchilders.sixpack]

Wait, she was inside her own residence?

The officers went to see her just for the experience.
WE gotta see this shat.

 

[40 acres and a mule]

Give her a medal. If I was the judge, I would have to see exactly what she showed them. Got to see all the evidence!

 

[grinningmule]

More of the same AI slop.

 

[patdog]

would

Nope.

 

[Willow Grove Dawg]

Our Queen

clintoninhelen is on the clock, but we all know the answer

 

[Colonel Angus.sixpack]

Imagine fleeing that. I would have taken a picture.

 

[jethreauxdawg]

More of the same AI slop.

Shut your realistic mouth. Don’t ruin this for the rest of us.
Also, has anyone seen @GloryDawg today? I know Mormons aren’t jw, but they use similar tactics.

 

[Fritz!]

 

[HRMSU]

I need to grease up my bike

That's funny right there!

 

[TaleofTwoDogs]

I would have taken her up on her offer. Maybe they were confused as to who should taste the fruits first.

 

[OopsICroomedmypants]

She’s gotta be a stripper

 

[BreckyBratt]

 

[Shmuley]

100% of males will eat fruit offered by a naked woman.

 

[DesotoCountyDawg]

Yes, you’ve found an Ai generated woman. Congrats.

 

[patdog]

More of the same AI slop.

Dear Penthouse,
I never thought something like this would happen to me. One day I was knocking in doors proselytizing for Jehovah, as I often do. But this day was different. When I knocked on my last door of the day …..

 

[Bulldog Bruce]

How many guys took pizza delivery jobs because of stories like this?

 

[Dawgbite]

I need to grease up my bike

Great post but wrong religion.

 

[Beretta.sixpack]

Dear Penthouse,
I never thought something like this would happen to me. One day I was knocking in doors proselytizing for Jehovah, as I often do. But this day was different. When I knocked on my last door of the day …..

I only got the Penthouse Mag for the articles!

 

[The Cooterpoot]

Yes, you’ve found an Ai generated woman. Congrats.

I knew it was fake when they turned her down. We all know the Jehovahs have to earn their way and they could've got something straight between them to possibly get the conversion.

 

[Dawgbite]

I only got the Penthouse Mag for the articles!

A few years after we got married my wife got me a subscription to Playboy. I thought she was giving me a hint and she was. It just wasn’t the hint that I thought.

 

[ZombieKissinger]

A few years after we got married my wife got me a subscription to Playboy. I thought she was giving me a hint and she was. It just wasn’t the hint that I thought.

Wait, what hint was it and what hint did you think it was?

 

[BulldogBlitz]

How many guys took pizza delivery jobs because of stories like this?

When i worked at mazzios the delivery guy said he never got offered, but the off campus deliveries would be occasionally someone dressed in bra/panties.

 

[thekimmer]

Doesn't sound credible to me. I believe a person is allowed to be naked inside their own home.

 

[Shmuley]

A few years after we got married my wife got me a subscription to Playboy. I thought she was giving me a hint and she was. It just wasn’t the hint that I thought.

 

[Drebin]

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How can she be cited for indecent exposure in her own home?

Oh, and as for the original point here, yes please.

 

[atomic dawg]

That wry smile… yeah, she’s done things Jehovah ain’t witnessed.

 

[Shmuley]

How can she be cited for indecent exposure in her own home?

Oh, and as for the original point here, yes please.

The first and most important argument for the defense: "The facts will show, Your Honor, that there is nothing indecent about my client's exposure. I call your attention to Exhibit "A," Your Honor."

 

[champdawg.sixpack]

Yes, you’ve found an Ai generated woman. Congrats.

So what

 

[theoriginalSALTYdog]

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Reminds me of the old Cheech and Chong skit.

Judge: How do you plead?

Defendant: I plead insanity.

Judge: Insanity?

Defendant: Yes your honor, I'm just crazy about that stuff.