We should have miss mississippi show recruits around

Rayburn8

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Now I'm not saying ***** them out like another school we know buuuuut it couldn't hurt
 

HD6

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Would you enjoy being led around by a hot woman you have zero chance with?
 

Lachien

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"oh you won a pageant?" [metaphorically feeds geese]

Would you enjoy being led around by a hot woman you have zero chance with?

Unless Ms. MS is Thai and has a special talent with ping pong balls, no thanks.

I would like to see the State Dawg pageant winners grind for Our State wherever possible though. Here's looking at you, Literally Police.
 

esplanade91

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Roadrunners.

More than half of them are hot women. Based on the girls I knew who were in charge of showing recruits around on gameday... the athletic department was good about picking the 1/2 that were hot women. Same goes for tutors.

I think they know what's up. Maybe not like "do that big *** black dude", but they know what's up. Attractive smart *** girls show them and their families around, and somehow they always end up at fraternity houses where guys tell them how much they rock at sports at night ("Bro! We could win a national championship if you came here! BRO! Have this Natty!"). Not every recruit, but I met some important people in my day that way. Especially at the Bin. Perfect balance.
 
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