We will not lose to LSU next season

[Old Fart Dawg]

Cleaning out a junk box left over from a fishing trip years ago, I found it: A purple and gold LSU coozie. It belonged to a half-breed Cherokee fishing buddy of mine who claimed to be a medicine man. He obviously left the coozie behind for nefarious purposes.

I took the coozie, stuck a pin through it, tied it up in a Walmart bag that had fish guts and scales in it, and buried it near the burn pile. The curse is broken.

You can thank me later.

 

[rabiddawg]

Sweet Jesus man. If it works we will erect a statue of you in front of DWS

 

[Uncle Ruckus]

thank you, kind sir.

 

[57stratdawg]

Nice work. That should do it.

Having said that, I didn't think we were going to lose to them in 2013, and they looked like the freaking 2005 Patriots against us.

 

[jdbulldog]

And may it rot in hell........

Cleaning out a junk box left over from a fishing trip years ago, I found it: A purple and gold LSU coozie. It belonged to a half-breed Cherokee fishing buddy of mine who claimed to be a medicine man. He obviously left the coozie behind for nefarious purposes.

I took the coozie, stuck a pin through it, tied it up in a Walmart bag that had fish guts and scales in it, and buried it near the burn pile. The curse is broken.

You can thank me later.

 

[TaleofTwoDogs]

I reckon not. Unless we put the sign of the cherokee on our lodge doors and let them butcher some cattle every winter, things will never change.

 

[The Peeper]

Thanks old fart, when indians buried stuff (seeds) w/ fish, it made them grow and prosper. You just pissed the "half-breed Cherokee medicine man" off even more. Go burn that **** in the burn pile instead of burying it. Throw in some hog tusk,eagle feathers, rebel flag, etc for good measure while you're at it

 

[Old Fart Dawg]

Thanks old fart, when indians buried stuff (seeds) w/ fish, it made them grow and prosper. You just pissed the "half-breed Cherokee medicine man" off even more. Go burn that **** in the burn pile instead of burying it. Throw in some hog tusk,eagle feathers, rebel flag, etc for good measure while you're at it

I understand your concern.

Fear not, young padawan. The needle that I used to pierce the coozie was a blowgun dart given to me by a Mongolian shaman, or a "boo" as they are known over there. I had saved his son from drowning on a fishing trip, and he gave me the dart as a gift to protect my family. He gave me several things to show his appreciation. "Here is the anklebone of a wolf. Carry it in your right pocket—it will protect you from harm."

It has been in my right pocket ever since.

Not to worry, Peeper. This shaman has powerful joo-joo.

 

[Old Fart Dawg]

Sweet Jesus man. If it works we will erect a statue of you in front of DWS

please, no #we believe t-shirt on the statue.

 

[Old Fart Dawg]

I reckon not. Unless we put the sign of the cherokee on our lodge doors and let them butcher some cattle every winter, things will never change.

The Kang took care of the butchering with old Wild Willie. And, the sign of the Cherokee id the Golden Moon Casino.
We can paint our asses yellow, and moon the LSU team when they come on the field.
......
It might work

 

[BriantheDawg]

Retweet.

 

[Wizard.sixpack]

was the fishing trip on Brokeback mountain by chance?

 

[Old Fart Dawg]

was the fishing trip on Brokeback mountain by chance?

I see you did not score at least a 24 on the English section of the ACT.

 

[Wizard.sixpack]

not even close...Standardized test are a waste anyway..

nm

 

[Rezpup]

I'm buying. After all these years it's really our only hope.

eta: they play better against us than ole miss does against them it seems.

it all started with that strip pig Prather made on their running back at the four yard line that was called a td so many years ago. Surely this jinx has to end some time.

 

[HueFreeze]

sounds like something you should instagram

nm