My take is: Trophy hunters are pussies.
Wanna prove your badassery?
Lose the mechanical advantage and fight that MF'n lion with your bare hands. What? Too scared? Thought so.
And the red-team's bait and switch of "WHY YOU WORRIED ABOUT A LION WHEN THEY'RE SLAUGHTERING INNOCENT CHILDREN!!!" is more predictable than the ending of an 80s slasher flick.
This stuff is filling up my facebook feed with half-literate, faux outrage ramblings from middle-aged honks who always gotta be pissed about some issue. First it was the gays, then the white trash battle flag, then briefly ISIS, now Planned Parenthood. Angriest mofos on the net by a mile. It's like the redneck version of the 99-percenters or "Give burger flippers a billion bucks an hour" crowd.
The "Why do you care about __________ (insert something someone is passionate about) when ______________ (insert something others who hold a complete 180 worldview are passionate about)?" fallacy is one of the worst things the Internet has given us.
I don't care about abortion because I'm a childless dude who doesn't think men should tell women what to do with the CELLS in their bodies. I'm socially super-effing-liberal, non-religious and huge fan of INDIVIDUAL liberty.
Don't like abortion? Don't get one (Same goes for Lifetime movies, ESPN talk shows and same-sex marriage). Prohibition doesn't work (see booze, pot), so outlawing it like the GOP is pretending it wants to do, although they've had numerous chances, will just lead to more back alley abortions instead of safe procedures performed under medical supervision. In reality it's a wedge issue to get the bible-thumpers to the polls. It's a brilliant strategy. And it's one of the reasons I don't eff with politics. Both sides are too shady and are easy to see through if you have any sense. (It's akin to the "War on Women" strategy the Dems successfully used on Romney in 2012 or the "marriage amendments" placed on the ballots in red-leaning swing states in 2004. Blue team pandered to women; red team pandered to evangelicals)