Friggin aisle etiquette! Especially this time of year. Move your fat arse to one side or the other. Don’t stop to chat with your auntee. Leave kids at da house with your auntee. Know what you’re after, get it and go. And there needs to be vetting for people to get a scooter. I’ve seen perfectly healthy people using them just because they are lazy arses
What grinds my gears…..
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This is Six Pack, sir.
Our fat arses cover both sides.
Our fat arses cover both sides.
The concept of walking and staying on the right side of a hall, aisle, sidewalk, etc. is not a common notion anymore.
Merry Christmas ya filthy animals
People who converse freely on speaker in public should be restrained with snow chains and get sliced from head to toe with a rusty ice skate.
People who converse freely on speaker in public should be restrained with snow chains and get sliced from head to toe with a rusty ice skate.
I don’t mind in the aisle as much as I do when people stop just inside the doorway to talk.
Happy Kwanza, azzzhats
Blocking an intersection when you can’t proceed anyway should be punishable by getting your eyes gouged out with sharpened candy canes
Blocking an intersection when you can’t proceed anyway should be punishable by getting your eyes gouged out with sharpened candy canes
Was in wal-mart early. It was slammed packed full. I was thinking they must be kicking themselves that they aren’t open 24 hrs anymore
If you come to work sick, you should be bludgeoned about the head and neck with last-years fruitcake.
Facetime on speaker while walking around a store and talking about nothing important is sociopathic type of behavior.
Parents who want to let their 4 or 5 year old do the scanning at the self checkout when they have a cart full of items and there is a line of people waiting.
Fact:
To prevent gear grinding, one should:
To prevent gear grinding, one should:
- Wait 1-3 seconds after pressing the clutch before shifting.
- Gently apply pressure to the shifter until it engages.
- Try "blipping" the throttle in neutral or a higher gear to help synch the speeds.
My least favorite shoppers are the old *** women that park their shopping cart on one side of the aisle but occupy the other half the aisle with their bulbous asses on the other side of the aisle doing high level math (for them) trying to find the best deal on canned goods all the while occupying the entire 17ing aisle!
Saving this thread for reference to show the wife the next time she asks why I don't like shopping.
I was in gluckstadt DG a couple days ago and a women posts up at the register with TWO full carts of ****. Two! Tool 15 mins to check her out. Infuriating!! 15 item limit at DG please!!
1) I have a theory that if a doorframe is encountered, people will stop at said doorframe and conversate. This is applicable at stores, in church, general public. YOU then receive looks, because you have to get by or just disrupt the situation in general because, God forbid, you have to walk through.
2) Nobody moves with a purpose. You’re at “this location” to get something…..17ing act like it. If you can’t retrieve ALL of which you aim to acquire at this public location without mindlessly scrolling Tik Tik, kindly GTFO of the way post haste.
2) Nobody moves with a purpose. You’re at “this location” to get something…..17ing act like it. If you can’t retrieve ALL of which you aim to acquire at this public location without mindlessly scrolling Tik Tik, kindly GTFO of the way post haste.
I get more "road rage" inside retail stores than I do on the way to and back from them.
It pretty much takes an act of Congress to get me in a Walmart on a random Wednesday. This time of year somebody's life will damn near have to hang in the balance. When I go in a store and experience any of the above posts my blood pressure spikes, I get Forest Whitaker eye, and I start to wonder about the virtues of becoming a serial killer. I call it the Walmart Syndrome. It got the best of me one year. I was minding my own business push in my cart down the aisle looking for some lemon pepper seasoning when at the other end of the aisle I saw a kid purposely had their mom's buggy blocking the aisle and I could hear him talking to himself, but for everybody else to hear that he wasn't moving the cart. He was just intentionally being a little a$$h0le and thinking he could intimidate everybody. I wasn't in the mood. I picked up a head of steam and at a very fast pace took a direct path toward him in a game of chicken. I figured surely a stupid 5ft nothing 13 year old would move for the 6'5" man that was obviously in a bad mood. I'll just say he chose poorly and the resulting collision of shopping carts sent him into the end cap display of Bounty paper towels. I fully expected his mom to come thundering over to yell at me for doing that to her po baby who dint do nuffin wrong, but she just glanced up from the smoked sausage selection and then went back to deciding between country pleasin and hillshire farm.
Was in
This time of year is nothing compared to move-in weekend at the Starkville Walmarts
When DG ceased the self-checkout, they lost a little bit of their 'aura'.
Include parents who send their kids to school or church sick. I had a coworker who attempted to come to the office last week with stomach virus. My boss made her leave at the door and sprayed everything down after. I would almost fire her on spot if I was in charge.
When I was at State, we would often see if we could get away with moving their cart to the next aisle. It was funny most didn't notice us walking away.
Was in Flowood mid-day yesterday . The WHOLE area (streets and all) was one giant parking lot .
Maybe Ted Bundy was just taking out the women who cut him off at Walmart? If that had been his defense, the jury might have let him off.