What if we did everything the Coach34 way?
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I do not dare respond to a HD6 post on sixpack with ROTFLMAO.
But since you asked:
Our OOC basketball schedule would look like an elite eight bracket.
There would be no SEC West banners at the Hump.
There would be a lot more abuse of hospital workers.
We would be led by John Pelphrey to a losing record in basketball while Stansbury is thriving at Georgia and leading them to the Big Dance every year while every basketball announcer says at least twice "How could Mississippi State let this guy go?" that Georgia plays in.
The landscape of the Earth would be changed forever- all of our maps would be rendered useless.
You would have people tearing down goalposts for covering the spread.
Jacob Hester and Kodi Augustus's numbers would be retired.
And we wouldn't care if MSU won as long as we were right.
But since you asked:
Our OOC basketball schedule would look like an elite eight bracket.
There would be no SEC West banners at the Hump.
There would be a lot more abuse of hospital workers.
We would be led by John Pelphrey to a losing record in basketball while Stansbury is thriving at Georgia and leading them to the Big Dance every year while every basketball announcer says at least twice "How could Mississippi State let this guy go?" that Georgia plays in.
The landscape of the Earth would be changed forever- all of our maps would be rendered useless.
You would have people tearing down goalposts for covering the spread.
Jacob Hester and Kodi Augustus's numbers would be retired.
And we wouldn't care if MSU won as long as we were right.
2003- Coach34 joins Sixpackspeak.com
Dec, 2003- Heydog bans Coach34 after about 20 posts cause Coach tells him to 17 himself
Dec, 2003- Coach34 rejoins under his current name
Jan, 2004- Coach states that Stansbury wil never make a Sweet 16 (he still hasnt)
Jan, 2004- Coach states that he has never even heard of Crooms and is sure he will be a ****** coach
March, 2004- Stansbury chokes- no Sweet 16
April, 2004- Coach tells everybody on the board the Spread is not a 17'ing fad and it needs to be run at State
Sept, 2004- Crooms loses to Maine- enough said
November, 2004- Coach states that we will not make a Sweet 16 under Stansbury, he is a choker
December, 2004- Coach says that Crooms will never be worth a **** as a coach
March, 2005- Coach says Stansbury cant win a big game
March, 2005- Stansbury zones Dook, becomes the Village Idiot
August, 2005- Coach tells Sixpack the Spread isnt a fad and Urban Meyer will be a success at Florida
September, 2005- Coach tells the Pack the you can run the Spread in the SEC
December, 2005- Coach tells the Pack State will start the SEC 1-8
Febuary, 2006- State starts the SEC 1-8
Febuary, 2006- Coach reminds the Pack- we need to be in the Spread- the WCO wont ever be successful here
March, 2006- we miss the NCAA Tourney
May, 2006, Coach reminds the Pack that Crooms sux and wont ever be worth a **** on offense
August, 2006- Coach tells the Pack aGAIN- the Spread is not a fad and will work in the SEC
November, 2006- Coach tells the Pack Stansbury won't make the Sweet 16
Jan, 2007- Florida shows the Pack they are idiots and Coach was right- the Spread works in the SEC
March, 2007- Coach says Stansbury won't make the Sweet 16
March, 2007- State wins the West and still doesnt make the NCAA Tourney
April, 2007- Coach states that Crooms is an idiot and wont be worht a **** as a coach
and as much as I'd like to keep going, I'm tired an am ready for bed- more later
Dec, 2003- Heydog bans Coach34 after about 20 posts cause Coach tells him to 17 himself
Dec, 2003- Coach34 rejoins under his current name
Jan, 2004- Coach states that Stansbury wil never make a Sweet 16 (he still hasnt)
Jan, 2004- Coach states that he has never even heard of Crooms and is sure he will be a ****** coach
March, 2004- Stansbury chokes- no Sweet 16
April, 2004- Coach tells everybody on the board the Spread is not a 17'ing fad and it needs to be run at State
Sept, 2004- Crooms loses to Maine- enough said
November, 2004- Coach states that we will not make a Sweet 16 under Stansbury, he is a choker
December, 2004- Coach says that Crooms will never be worth a **** as a coach
March, 2005- Coach says Stansbury cant win a big game
March, 2005- Stansbury zones Dook, becomes the Village Idiot
August, 2005- Coach tells Sixpack the Spread isnt a fad and Urban Meyer will be a success at Florida
September, 2005- Coach tells the Pack the you can run the Spread in the SEC
December, 2005- Coach tells the Pack State will start the SEC 1-8
Febuary, 2006- State starts the SEC 1-8
Febuary, 2006- Coach reminds the Pack- we need to be in the Spread- the WCO wont ever be successful here
March, 2006- we miss the NCAA Tourney
May, 2006, Coach reminds the Pack that Crooms sux and wont ever be worth a **** on offense
August, 2006- Coach tells the Pack aGAIN- the Spread is not a fad and will work in the SEC
November, 2006- Coach tells the Pack Stansbury won't make the Sweet 16
Jan, 2007- Florida shows the Pack they are idiots and Coach was right- the Spread works in the SEC
March, 2007- Coach says Stansbury won't make the Sweet 16
March, 2007- State wins the West and still doesnt make the NCAA Tourney
April, 2007- Coach states that Crooms is an idiot and wont be worht a **** as a coach
and as much as I'd like to keep going, I'm tired an am ready for bed- more later
J
JimHalpert.nafoom
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May, 2007 - December, 2008 - Coach repeats the same **** he said from 2003 to 2007 over and over and over and over and over...
January, 2009 - Coach turns gay for Kodi Augustus
June, 2009 - Coach still gay for Kodi Augustus
so from what ckDOG gathers, over your years of posting here, you've come up with 3 basic thoughts - only repeated thousands of times:
1) Croom sucks
2) The spread is awesome
3) Stans will never get to the Sweet 16.
Now that Croom is gone and the spread is here, what will you ***** about if Stans "gets lucky" and (finally) gets to a Sweet 16?
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May, 2007 - December, 2008 - Coach repeats the same **** he said from 2003 to 2007 over and over and over and over and over...
January, 2009 - Coach turns gay for Kodi Augustus
June, 2009 - Coach still gay for Kodi Augustus
so from what ckDOG gathers, over your years of posting here, you've come up with 3 basic thoughts - only repeated thousands of times:
1) Croom sucks
2) The spread is awesome
3) Stans will never get to the Sweet 16.
Now that Croom is gone and the spread is here, what will you ***** about if Stans "gets lucky" and (finally) gets to a Sweet 16?