During WWII there was an US soldier who was caught by the germans.
They tortured him over and over...
They cut off an arm and asked him "Where do you want this sent?" He told them to send it to his parents...
They cut off his other arm and asked him "Where do you want this sent???" Again, he said to send it to his parents.
They cut off his leg...and asked again "Where do you want THIS sent?" Again, the solider answered "Send it to my parents!"
The German commanding officer finally said "No, stop"..."I think he is trying to escape"