What's the best SC joke you ever heard?

[grandpa jones]

Other than the endless supply of cock jokes,
this classic from Miss Teen USA '07

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[Center Z]

but back when Nutt was at Arkansas and he had Casey Dick and Robert Johnson as QB's, Spurrier had Chris Smelley on his roster. I think my favorite faux headline from that year's UA-USC game was "Nutt Removes Dick, Inserts Johnson; Beats Smelley's Cocks"