cornhole game or whatever you call it? In the street just up from the Bully Statue in the Junction, there was an Alabama, huh, how do I say this ......."Thing" playing it. This Thing looked like it could whip the **** out of the biggest, baddest, bull dyke the W ever <span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">thought</span> about producing.
I was bopping along not watching where I was going as usual, when I stumbled right into this so called game. I came face to face with the Thing, who looked like it took great offense at my mistake.. I yelled like Bluto seeing Flounder's picture during the rush meeting. I mean it scared hell out of me. I literally grabbed this Cooch walking with me and yanked her between me and The Thing. I then got the hell away from there.
The Cooch came power walking behind me and caught up with me. She was pissed. "Why did you do that?," she bitched at me.
"Because," I said, "I figured that female like Thing would be more interested in raping you than in beating the **** out of me."
So thanks to the cornhole game and the Thing that takes it so serious, not only did we not win the game, Saddawg didn't even get consolation poontang.
I hereby call for cornhole the game and "cornholers" of all types be banned from the streets. Especially ones that look like the former cage boss of Unit 3 at the Alabama Women's Correctional Institution.
I was bopping along not watching where I was going as usual, when I stumbled right into this so called game. I came face to face with the Thing, who looked like it took great offense at my mistake.. I yelled like Bluto seeing Flounder's picture during the rush meeting. I mean it scared hell out of me. I literally grabbed this Cooch walking with me and yanked her between me and The Thing. I then got the hell away from there.
The Cooch came power walking behind me and caught up with me. She was pissed. "Why did you do that?," she bitched at me.
"Because," I said, "I figured that female like Thing would be more interested in raping you than in beating the **** out of me."
So thanks to the cornhole game and the Thing that takes it so serious, not only did we not win the game, Saddawg didn't even get consolation poontang.
I hereby call for cornhole the game and "cornholers" of all types be banned from the streets. Especially ones that look like the former cage boss of Unit 3 at the Alabama Women's Correctional Institution.
