My friends wife texted her kid and told him to put the clothes in the washer in the dryer. He forgot to. Later on, she texted him to fold it and put it away. Instead of admitting that he forgot, he folded the wet clothes and put them away. Believe it or not, he got caught.
What's the dumbest thing a kid tried to get away with?
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Friend had a hot rod.
He gunned it and lost control.
Cops showed up and he told cop that the wheel fell off, and that's why he lost control.
When they pulled the car out, all the wheels were on it.
The answer should have been a deer ran in front of him.
He gunned it and lost control.
Cops showed up and he told cop that the wheel fell off, and that's why he lost control.
When they pulled the car out, all the wheels were on it.
The answer should have been a deer ran in front of him.
My stepson fell asleep one night while looking at porn on my old iPhone. My wife had apparently put our old phones in a drawer and he came across it and discovered it was still connected to wifi.
Rather than go in guns blazing, we decided to wait until he woke up and ask if he had seen my old iPhone. He said no. You sure? He says yeah... Well that’s weird, because we can’t find it. He says yeah, that is weird, I don’t know?
Okay, we know what you’ve been doing. Give me back my iPhone. “I don’t know what you’re talking about!”
Okay... I don’t like this game... you’ve got 30 seconds to give me the phone or you will have 0 interactions outside of this room for a month.
At 22 seconds he suddenly remembered where it was.
Rather than go in guns blazing, we decided to wait until he woke up and ask if he had seen my old iPhone. He said no. You sure? He says yeah... Well that’s weird, because we can’t find it. He says yeah, that is weird, I don’t know?
Okay, we know what you’ve been doing. Give me back my iPhone. “I don’t know what you’re talking about!”
Okay... I don’t like this game... you’ve got 30 seconds to give me the phone or you will have 0 interactions outside of this room for a month.
At 22 seconds he suddenly remembered where it was.
You might as well have been the wet blanket that the kid folded up wet. 32 you are an absolute buzz kill, cock block and anything else that guys don't like.
I routinely blame my farts on my little brother's and get away with it.
Idk if that counts or not.
Idk if that counts or not.
When I was 17 my parents went away for the weekend. They said I could have one friend over to spend the night. I had six friends over instead.
We ended up drinking about 1/2 of a fifth of my dad’s Makers. I replaced the missing liquor with a combo of iced tea and water. Next time pops poured a drink, he found out. I tried to deny it, unsuccessfully. It was fall. My punishment was to rake the entire yard. When I was “done,” my dad came out and messed up the piles of leaves and made me do it again.
We ended up drinking about 1/2 of a fifth of my dad’s Makers. I replaced the missing liquor with a combo of iced tea and water. Next time pops poured a drink, he found out. I tried to deny it, unsuccessfully. It was fall. My punishment was to rake the entire yard. When I was “done,” my dad came out and messed up the piles of leaves and made me do it again.