On tonight's episode of When Keepin' it Real Goes Wrong, we visit the quaint collegiate burg of Starkville, Mississippi.
Dumbass State student: "Cool, DeMarcus Cousin's phone number"
Cousins "Good evening. Cousins residence. DeMarcus speaking. May I ask who is speaking?"
MSU Student: "YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE CUZ, YOU'RE TALKIN' TO SOMEONE WHO KEEPS IT REAL!!!!"
Cousins "Oh dear, what baseless braggadocio from such a poltroon. No matter then. To the hardwood, where you will surely be vanquished!"
The MSU student indeed, kept it real. Unfortunately for them in their free T-shirt, the #2 team in the country, aided almost as if on cue by the SEC officiating, the ESPN announcers, and John Calipari's carefully manufactured sense of post game outrage....kept it realer.
MSU Student (being led away by security): "I've got more water bottles where that came from"
Security: "Seriously? because...gross, dude."
MSU Student "Screw you Cal, and I would say screw you ref, but clearly CAL ALREADY GETS THE JOB DONE FOR YOU...I keeps it reeeeeaaaall!"
Dumbass State student: "Cool, DeMarcus Cousin's phone number"
Cousins "Good evening. Cousins residence. DeMarcus speaking. May I ask who is speaking?"
MSU Student: "YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE CUZ, YOU'RE TALKIN' TO SOMEONE WHO KEEPS IT REAL!!!!"
Cousins "Oh dear, what baseless braggadocio from such a poltroon. No matter then. To the hardwood, where you will surely be vanquished!"
The MSU student indeed, kept it real. Unfortunately for them in their free T-shirt, the #2 team in the country, aided almost as if on cue by the SEC officiating, the ESPN announcers, and John Calipari's carefully manufactured sense of post game outrage....kept it realer.
MSU Student (being led away by security): "I've got more water bottles where that came from"
Security: "Seriously? because...gross, dude."
MSU Student "Screw you Cal, and I would say screw you ref, but clearly CAL ALREADY GETS THE JOB DONE FOR YOU...I keeps it reeeeeaaaall!"