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missouridawg

missouridawg

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http://jackson.craigslist.org/lbg/2216990927.html

<h2>Need Help in the Past (Brandon, MS)</h2>
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Date: 2011-02-15, 11:21PM EST
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</font><div id="userbody">I have a functioning time machine (I know it sounds unbelievable, but I assure you it works) that I need a 2nd person to operate with me.
I'm looking for someone who is adventurous and reliable. Preferable a male; or a female that can do heavy lifting.
I am leaving on February 21st, 2011, in the morning and plan to return February 22nd, 2011. I am going to November 1933 to handle some business.
If you are serious about time travel and are reliable, then please contact me. You do not have to pay anything, but you would have to provide someone to watch my cat for the time we are gone. The only qualifications needed are that you are reliable and that the circumferance of your head is no more than 64cm.

We will be leaving from Brandon, MS. Let me know if you want to go with me.

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[*]Location: Brandon, MS
[*]it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
[*]Compensation: no pay [/list]
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missouridawg

missouridawg

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http://jackson.craigslist.org/lbg/2216990927.html

<h2>Need Help in the Past (Brandon, MS)</h2>
_________________________________________________
Date: 2011-02-15, 11:21PM EST
Reply to: [email protected] <font size="1">[</font><font size="1">Errors when replying to ads?</font><font size="1">]</font>
<font size="1">
_________________________________________________
</font><div id="userbody">I have a functioning time machine (I know it sounds unbelievable, but I assure you it works) that I need a 2nd person to operate with me.
I'm looking for someone who is adventurous and reliable. Preferable a male; or a female that can do heavy lifting.
I am leaving on February 21st, 2011, in the morning and plan to return February 22nd, 2011. I am going to November 1933 to handle some business.
If you are serious about time travel and are reliable, then please contact me. You do not have to pay anything, but you would have to provide someone to watch my cat for the time we are gone. The only qualifications needed are that you are reliable and that the circumferance of your head is no more than 64cm.

We will be leaving from Brandon, MS. Let me know if you want to go with me.

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[*]Location: Brandon, MS
[*]it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
[*]Compensation: no pay [/list]
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UpTheMiddlex3Punt

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maroonmadman

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1. Exactly what kind of business is worth going back to 1933 to take care of?
2. Why is a head size of less that 64cm so important?

Someone please contact this guy and find out.
 
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HammerOfTheDogs

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maroonmadman said:
1. Exactly what kind of business is worth going back to 1933 to take care of?
2. Why is a head size of less that 64cm so important?

Someone please contact this guy and find out.
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biguglyjoe

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Why would you be gone 1 whole day? Just return the moment you left and take care of your own damn cat.
 
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Dawgzilla

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Everyone knows time travel is relative. While he is in the past, time continues to travel forward in the present. If he is gone for a full day, then a day will have passed while he was gone.

Don't they teach anything in advanced physics anymore??
 
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biguglyjoe

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probably missed a couple of important points there too. Understanding that time travels forward from the present during my absence, could I not travel back to the point that that I left, which would then be in the past by one day? I mean, I'm in a time machine.
 
MeridianDog

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It may be her. She has an adventurous streak and is not above going back in time to settle old scores.

I'll call her and see if she is up to her old tricks. I'd like to go back to 2008 and delete that old post that upset Coach34 so badly. It would be worth the heavy lifting to keep him happy. He is forced to live such a miserable existence, what with the decline in rubber sales and all.

Anything to keep the peace here.
 
missouridawg

missouridawg

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in which he claimed that he time travels.

I see mentions of it on his wikipedia, but I can't find the actual video. I would love to see that thing again.</p>
 
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biguglyjoe

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<span> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/QHMMMEjyf9w?f=videos&app=youtube_gdata" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355" allowScriptAccess="never" ></embed> </span>
 
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HammerOfTheDogs

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Take you savings and go back to 1933 (where wages were $2,000 a year and a car cost $300 and a house $1500) and invest in IBM and Coca-cola. At the time, the stock market was hovering around 140 (it's at 12,000 today).

However, any change in the time-space continuum would radically alter the universe. As a human, you were one sperm in millions that went to your mother's egg. The least bit of change would alter that irrevocably. You might've been able to put a bullet in Hitler's head, but maybe someone far worse would've arisen.

This documentary describes it well:
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MSUCE99

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... looks like somebody local just borrowed heavily from John Silveira. I always got a hoot out of that ad, here's the story of its origin:

Pretty interesting article: Click here
 
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