Which ones of y'all drove, and which ones flew,

Leeshouldveflanked

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Darryl Steight

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That's one disgusting person and another bunch of disgusting dudes. The worst is she has a Fiancé. That guy may be the sickest of them all.
Yeah, I can't think of one single scenario that would make me say yes to being #581 in a train. Hell, I don't want any part of being #2.

I get she's a hooor for money, that's a tale as old as time. But how desperate are these guys?
 
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QuadrupleOption

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I don't know why "w+h+o+r+e gets railed by hundreds of men and ends up in hospital" is newsworthy or is supposed to move my give-a-****-ometer.
 
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MagnoliaHunter

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and who had to sell their wife's boyfriends prosthetic leg to pay for the plane ticket?


The scariest part for me was her saying:

it looks like I’m going to have to take a week off, try and relax a little bit, sit out in the sun, just take it easy for a little while,” Knight said. “But I’ll definitely be OK. I’m not letting this slow me down.”
 

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I don't know anything about that sort of group activity but I do have a math minor and that comes out to about 37 seconds each.

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My activity for this weekend is going to be asking every guy I talk to what 6 divided by 583 is. If they answer 37 I’ll know they know the story and have at least done the math to figure out whether it’d be worth it.
 
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Perd Hapley

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I’m just getting a kick out of the subtitle under the headline. “Sleeping with 583 men in 6 hours”?

Just how big was this bed? That’s what I want to know.
 
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