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tired

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my son found a hair in his fries, burger, & snack wrap from McDonald's.
 

UpTheMiddlex3Punt

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This board has saved marriages, stopped ill-advised hookups, and unclogged workplace toilets. A few hairs in some Mickey D's is child's play here.
 

PineGroveBully

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Ive got a buddy whose granddaughter plays in the band at state. She was coming home the other weekand and stopped at West Point McD’s and ordered a quarter pounder with no pickles or onions. She got her burger and pulled over to check it out. Took the top offand there was chopped onions. Pissed off she lifted up her hamburger patty to see if pickles were on the bottom. There was no bottom. Just top half of a bun and meet. Told him that’s what she got for stopping in West Point. The last thing I got in West Point was a $260 ticket for doing 84 in a 65 as I was headed home. Think it was the game we lost in the 2[SUP]nd[/SUP] half vs South Carolina. Was the game their running back tore up his knee, Lattimore maybe?
 

DerHntr

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Can’t believe you got a ticket going 19 mph over the speed limit**
 

kired

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It’s McDonald’s- toss that ****. Now if it was a $10 burger, you throw away about 1/3rd of the burger and pretend it never happened.

My strangest fast food burger mishap - got a sonic burger once and they forgot the meet. I’m driving down the road before I pull it out and take a bite, and it’s all lettuce, tomato, and pickles. Also got a firehouse sub once that forgot the meet. I’m just not sure how that happens.
 

1msucub

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On a separate note, “Toss The Pubes” would make a great metal album title.
 
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