Who is in your Fave 5?...
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I apparently failed in trying to make a play off the Alltel commercial. Just list who you think would apply to each group. Coach34 applies to at least 3.
<p class="MsoNormal">5. Unrealistic Expectations Guy</p><p class="MsoNormal">Every year its national
championship or bust for this guy. Who cares if your team hasn’t won a
national championship since integration, plastic helmets and the
forward pass; your school has no excuses not to be in the title game
every year.</p><p class="MsoNormal">Of course this guy doesn’t understand that your
team doesn’t play in the SEC, isn’t a big draw for recruits from
Florida, and doesn’t have nearly as rabid a fanbase as schools like
Texas or Notre Dame.</p><p class="MsoNormal">This guy comes in at No. 5 because he at least
cares and doesn’t have his own agenda. You just end up feeling bad for
this guy when he can’t be happy after your team wins 10 games and
exceeds expectations.</p><p class="MsoNormal"></p><p class="MsoNormal">4. Fire the Coach Guy</p><p class="MsoNormal">This guy hated the hire your
school made from day one and is too stubborn to give credit when its
due. It’s almost as if he’s secretly rooting against your team so he’ll
have a stronger basis for his argument.</p><p class="MsoNormal">Fire the Coach Guy’s annoyance ramps up
to the next level when he suggests replacements for your coach who is
still in term. His suggestions will fall into one of two categories:</p><p class="MsoNormal">(1) Unrealistic choices who would never in a million years take the job at your school, when informed that unrealistic candidate x
would never coach at your school, Fire the Coach Guy goes on a rant
about how your school’s administration is unwilling to “step up to the
plate."</p><p class="MsoNormal">(2) Candidates who in no way, shape, or form would make a better coach than your current coach. The fact that Fire the Coach Guy would suggest awful coach x would be better than your current coach makes you want to throw your fist through the computer monitor in an effort to punch Fire the Coach Guy in the face.</p><p class="MsoNormal"></p><p class="MsoNormal">3. Captain Illiterate</p><p class="MsoNormal">This guy’s posts are chock full
of typos, grammatical errors, and spelling errors. You’re not sure if
his points are legitimate or not because you can’t get over the fact
that he keeps talking about your match-up with UMS when your team is
about to face MSU.</p><p class="MsoNormal">The reason Captain Illiterate ranks ahead of Fire the Coach Guy
is because this guy represents your school's students and alumni,
andif afan of your rival stumbles uponhis posts, then you have a
whole lot of "safe school" jokes coming your way.</p><p class="MsoNormal">His illiteracy puts the academic reputation of your school in danger.</p><p class="MsoNormal"></p><p class="MsoNormal">2. Fan of the Hometown Hero</p><p class="MsoNormal">This guy watched first hand as your redshirt freshman strong safety played both ways as heled perennially awful high school x to their first district title in 20 years.</p><p class="MsoNormal">Fan of the Hometown Hero thinks it’s an outrage
that the hometown hero isn’t playing even though he’s backing up an
all-conference performer.</p><p class="MsoNormal">He also thinks it’s an outrage that the hometown
hero never got a shot at quarterback because he was a great quarterback
in high school; this despite every recruiting service having him slated
as a defensive player since the age of eight.</p><p class="MsoNormal">When the Hometown Hero finally gets his chance—his
No. 1 fan will inevitably complain about how the coach isn’t using him
properly.</p><p class="MsoNormal">What makes the Fan of the Hometown Hero so infuriating is that he makes you subconsciously root against one of your own players.</p><p class="MsoNormal">With my Pitt Panthers, the kid in question finally
got his shot this season and played well. Every time he made a play my
first thought was “!*^#, now I’ll have to read about it."</p><p class="MsoNormal"></p><p class="MsoNormal">1. The troll</p><p class="MsoNormal">Need I say more? This is the only guy on the list
who goes out of his way to annoy people. Think about that, this guy is
so damn bored that he has to shake things up and piss people off to get
his jollies.</p><p class="MsoNormal">Because the troll does everything he can to be
intentionally annoying while the other four do it unintentionally, this
is the worst fan of all andgets the top spot.</p>
championship or bust for this guy. Who cares if your team hasn’t won a
national championship since integration, plastic helmets and the
forward pass; your school has no excuses not to be in the title game
every year.</p><p class="MsoNormal">Of course this guy doesn’t understand that your
team doesn’t play in the SEC, isn’t a big draw for recruits from
Florida, and doesn’t have nearly as rabid a fanbase as schools like
Texas or Notre Dame.</p><p class="MsoNormal">This guy comes in at No. 5 because he at least
cares and doesn’t have his own agenda. You just end up feeling bad for
this guy when he can’t be happy after your team wins 10 games and
exceeds expectations.</p><p class="MsoNormal"></p><p class="MsoNormal">4. Fire the Coach Guy</p><p class="MsoNormal">This guy hated the hire your
school made from day one and is too stubborn to give credit when its
due. It’s almost as if he’s secretly rooting against your team so he’ll
have a stronger basis for his argument.</p><p class="MsoNormal">Fire the Coach Guy’s annoyance ramps up
to the next level when he suggests replacements for your coach who is
still in term. His suggestions will fall into one of two categories:</p><p class="MsoNormal">(1) Unrealistic choices who would never in a million years take the job at your school, when informed that unrealistic candidate x
would never coach at your school, Fire the Coach Guy goes on a rant
about how your school’s administration is unwilling to “step up to the
plate."</p><p class="MsoNormal">(2) Candidates who in no way, shape, or form would make a better coach than your current coach. The fact that Fire the Coach Guy would suggest awful coach x would be better than your current coach makes you want to throw your fist through the computer monitor in an effort to punch Fire the Coach Guy in the face.</p><p class="MsoNormal"></p><p class="MsoNormal">3. Captain Illiterate</p><p class="MsoNormal">This guy’s posts are chock full
of typos, grammatical errors, and spelling errors. You’re not sure if
his points are legitimate or not because you can’t get over the fact
that he keeps talking about your match-up with UMS when your team is
about to face MSU.</p><p class="MsoNormal">The reason Captain Illiterate ranks ahead of Fire the Coach Guy
is because this guy represents your school's students and alumni,
andif afan of your rival stumbles uponhis posts, then you have a
whole lot of "safe school" jokes coming your way.</p><p class="MsoNormal">His illiteracy puts the academic reputation of your school in danger.</p><p class="MsoNormal"></p><p class="MsoNormal">2. Fan of the Hometown Hero</p><p class="MsoNormal">This guy watched first hand as your redshirt freshman strong safety played both ways as heled perennially awful high school x to their first district title in 20 years.</p><p class="MsoNormal">Fan of the Hometown Hero thinks it’s an outrage
that the hometown hero isn’t playing even though he’s backing up an
all-conference performer.</p><p class="MsoNormal">He also thinks it’s an outrage that the hometown
hero never got a shot at quarterback because he was a great quarterback
in high school; this despite every recruiting service having him slated
as a defensive player since the age of eight.</p><p class="MsoNormal">When the Hometown Hero finally gets his chance—his
No. 1 fan will inevitably complain about how the coach isn’t using him
properly.</p><p class="MsoNormal">What makes the Fan of the Hometown Hero so infuriating is that he makes you subconsciously root against one of your own players.</p><p class="MsoNormal">With my Pitt Panthers, the kid in question finally
got his shot this season and played well. Every time he made a play my
first thought was “!*^#, now I’ll have to read about it."</p><p class="MsoNormal"></p><p class="MsoNormal">1. The troll</p><p class="MsoNormal">Need I say more? This is the only guy on the list
who goes out of his way to annoy people. Think about that, this guy is
so damn bored that he has to shake things up and piss people off to get
his jollies.</p><p class="MsoNormal">Because the troll does everything he can to be
intentionally annoying while the other four do it unintentionally, this
is the worst fan of all andgets the top spot.</p>
1) I don't start threads about Tyler Russell<div>2) I have tried to minimize talking about Tyler Russell at all</div><div>3) It's not like Russell was some lightly recruited guy from my hometown who no one else expects anything from. He was the class headliner and the most highly touted QB we've signed in a while.</div><div>
</div><div>Having said that, I'm as big a Tyler Russell fan as anyone. He's a friend of mine. Can't help that. But if he doesn't perform, it's on him. When I see him, I let him know he better work hard so he doesn't make me look like a fool. I think he'll take care of business, though. The guy is good.</div>
</div><div>Having said that, I'm as big a Tyler Russell fan as anyone. He's a friend of mine. Can't help that. But if he doesn't perform, it's on him. When I see him, I let him know he better work hard so he doesn't make me look like a fool. I think he'll take care of business, though. The guy is good.</div>
5. BulldogBacker- I'm sorry, it's hard to live down a reputation.
4. Extremedog- I'll admit I laugh my *** of at PACK YOUR BAGS AND GET OUT OF TOWN POLK/CROOM!!!!! So no offense.
3. Bigger Feces- dubmass *****.
2. The Tyson Lee fanclub people that sit behind me at football games. "Tyson has the arm to make any throw". Exact quote. The guy actually bitched when Chris Relf came in and didn't stop even though it was obvious to everyone that Ole Miss couldn't stop him.
1. LionO.
Sorry Coach, maybe next time.
4. Extremedog- I'll admit I laugh my *** of at PACK YOUR BAGS AND GET OUT OF TOWN POLK/CROOM!!!!! So no offense.
3. Bigger Feces- dubmass *****.
2. The Tyson Lee fanclub people that sit behind me at football games. "Tyson has the arm to make any throw". Exact quote. The guy actually bitched when Chris Relf came in and didn't stop even though it was obvious to everyone that Ole Miss couldn't stop him.
1. LionO.
Sorry Coach, maybe next time.
6. Coach never does any wrong Guy- Hanmudog, MeoCowStansza
7. Ernest T Bass Village Idiot Guy- Ronny Atmosphere
8. Mean Stalker Guy- MarkyMark
9. Stats Guy- Scoobadawg
10. How can you possibly think we might lose Guy?- Dawgman61 (not quite sure if this is his correct name)
7. Ernest T Bass Village Idiot Guy- Ronny Atmosphere
8. Mean Stalker Guy- MarkyMark
9. Stats Guy- Scoobadawg
10. How can you possibly think we might lose Guy?- Dawgman61 (not quite sure if this is his correct name)