No offense to them, but I would think that their parents could come up with something better than that. Those sound well, stripperish.
And I went to MSU with a girl named Muffin, it could very well be their real names. And before I get an Internet threat to kick my *** from Muffin's husband who reads sixpack via pm or in this thread Muffin was a very nice girl that I would take home to my Mom had she not been taken by you first. But I think her name is a little unusual.