Why is Sat loss YOUR fault and not Strick's?

Indndawg

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Bc I listened to the game from the ESPN app instead of watching on TV from my office. Sorry dawgs, I'll do better
 

Shmuley

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Because I took 2 pregame ***** within about 30 minutes of each other. I rushed **** #1 and that is something you CANNOT do!
 

TheRavishinOne

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I didn't eat my traditional Zebra Cake

It's my fault because when State started 7-0 last year I ate a Zebra Cake before every win...fast forward and I only ate one for Arkansas and State won all those games. Sorry for letting us down. I can always pick the habit back up for Alcorn
 

AlanDawg

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Fellas this one is on me. I vowed after the Auburn loss in 2010 that I would never attend another MSU football away game. I went to the Egg Bowl this past year and we lost badly, I went to Houston Saturday and I knew we were going to loss as soon as I made the decision to go. Will never attend another MSU game besides at Davis Wade.

Solely supporting your MSU Bulldogs since 1991
 

TaleofTwoDogs

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Jun 1, 2004
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No, No, that's not it. I was going to order a basket of wampum and fire water

be placed in the north endzone of Scott Field and in my rush to get down to Houston I forgot. Can't mess with angry Injun spirits. My apologies guys.
 
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00dog

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Because I support Big Oil (my truck uses gasoline)

asdf
 

AFDawg

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My kid was born shortly after the Egg Bowl. She's never heard of an MSU football win. I blame her.

However, she's good luck for baseball so far.
 

kired

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Aug 22, 2008
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Totally on me. I was out running errands and had my wife pause the DVR. So I get home about 3PM & start fast forwarding thru commercials & breaks. I catch up to real time late in the 2nd quarter... and it's all downhill from there.
 

Dawg1976

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Because I took 2 pregame ***** within about 30 minutes of each other. I rushed **** #1 and that is something you CANNOT do!

True, you have to let gravity and nature take it's course. For me......I failed to take my normal pregame nap. If I'm tired and restless, the team plays like ****.
 

Dawgzilla

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Because my channel guide said the game was on ESPN2 instead of ABC...

and I wound up watching Penn State - Syracuse
 

AHSDawg

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I always thought I was the cause... Lets see... I have been to OM I 1992, Peach Bowl I, Peach Bowl II, Cotton Bowl, UF 2001, UT 2003, SECCG, Bama 2002, UGA 2006, Liberty 1991.... There are prob others. Only wins I have witnessed outside of MSU are Liberty - crxxm and Peach Bowl 3...
 

boatsandhoes

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It's my fault because I fed OSU fans beer in the parking lot at the tailgate. I consorted with the enemy prior to kickoff. My apologies. I didn't let them stay at my house or anything like the swan lake ppl, but I did converse with them about the intricacies of working spread offense. Also we talked about the meaning of getting physical with the run game. Maybe, possibly I gave away some trade secrets. Worthless trade secrets, but nonetheless trade secrets.
 

horshack.sixpack

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Oct 30, 2012
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Right when we ran Perkins for the third straight time in a 3 and out series, I realized that I was actually leaning left in my "spot". I've gotten accustomed to doing that to help my K/D in COD, but I had no idea that it could affect play calling in MSU football. I apologize. I did sit up straight for the rest of the game, but Dan and Les were never able to adjust to my new position...
 

Uncle Ruckus

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I didn't smoke. When I use to take breaks everything would go our way or we'd score. I'm such a selfish ******* for quitting all tobacco habits.
 

The Peeper

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It wasn't my fault, it was Koennigs, McCorveys, Sparky Woods, Watson Browns, Morris Watts, Lynn Amadees, etc etc etc..............