Why Our Opponent Sucks: Southern Miss Edition

615dawg

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Wait, we're playing LSU? Couldn't tell.

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<br style="font-weight: bold;"> <span style="font-weight: bold;">The streak.</span> Nine in a row. 16 of the last 17. We have scored 13 total points (compared to their 165) on those bastards in the last four home games combined. Any way you look at it, it's ugly. The fact that our 1998 division champion team went down there and got beat 41-6 by a team that went 2-6 in the SEC and 4-7 overall epitomizes how frustrating it is for a State fan when it comes to LSU.

<span style="font-weight: bold;">Their corndog bastard fans.</span> Look, I have no problems with a little smack talking, a little Tiger Baiting, but you have to admit - getting your 6 year old son to cuss out opposing fans isn't great parenting. Or the 85-year old grandmother that lets you know you can go 17 yourself. But I'd even take that over moonings, water balloons filled with piss, or burning of an opposing fans vehicle on Nicholson Extension.

<span style="font-weight: bold;">Their corndog bastard fans.</span> They are so bad, they deserve two entries. We talk about Alabama's "sidewalk alumni" - what about LSU's "bandwagon alumni" We all know an obnoxious LSU fan or ten. Chances are they went to school at Louisiana-Monroe, La Tech, ULL, Nicholls or UNO. Maybe LSU A&M's admissions standards were too high, but these fans are just as obnoxious as their LSU-grad counterparts.

We all know the LSU fan that dresses in his jersey and tries to pick up the 20 year old waitress at the sports bar when watching the game.

FoxSports.com ranked LSU fans the third most obnoxious in America, behind Notre Dame and Michigan. FoxSports.com sucks. There is no way that Notre Dame and Michigan are ahead of half the SEC, muchless LSU.

Plus, they all smell like corndogs.
 

LTblows

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Chances are they went to school at Louisiana-Monroe, La Tech, ULL, Nicholls or UNO.
The band wagon fans I know didn't go to college, and I know several of those coonasses.
 

DawgatAuburn

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LTblows said:
Chances are they <span style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: underline;">went to school at Louisiana-Monroe, La Tech, ULL, Nicholls or UNO</span>.
The band wagon fans I know <span style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: underline;">didn't go to college</span>, and I know several of those coonasses.
That's exactly what he said