Why stop with Stoops ...

[Bullldawg78]

Forget all these coaches let's get real here what's your SPS coaching list?
HC - POTUS
Offensive Coordinator - TrojanBulldog
DC - Dawgstudent
"Special" Teams - yours truly
Media relations - ZombieKissinger
Recruiting - LuciferMorningstar
Portal Evaluation - IMPP (he knows how to evaluate talent!)

I know I missed some important positions please fill them in!

 

[hatfieldms]

Nutritionist: HD6

 

[Simmer]

Water boy - C34

 

[biodawg]

HC - POTUS

My sources are saying we’ve got an outside shot at Howard Schnellenberger. And we’ve put feelers out to Don Shula.

 

[ZombieKissinger]

Forget all these coaches let's get real here what's your SPS coaching list?
HC - POTUS
Offensive Coordinator - TrojanBulldog
DC - Dawgstudent
"Special" Teams - yours truly
Media relations - ZombieKissinger
Recruiting - LuciferMorningstar
Portal Evaluation - IMPP (he knows how to evaluate talent!)

I know I missed some important positions please fill them in!

I love the Dark Lord running recruiting

 

[ZombieKissinger]

I love the Dark Lord running recruiting

 

[aTotal360]

I want to be in charge of Fan Disengagement.

 

[Lucifer Morningstar]

I love the Dark Lord running recruiting

Thank you for your confidence. I would be glad to take up this position. I mean it is not like I could do any worse than we currently are. I am fairly sure I could get a recruit to pick us over those power houses like Bethune- Cookman and other solid programs.

 

[Lucifer Morningstar]

Forget all these coaches let's get real here what's your SPS coaching list?
HC - POTUS
Offensive Coordinator - TrojanBulldog
DC - Dawgstudent
"Special" Teams - yours truly
Media relations - ZombieKissinger
Recruiting - LuciferMorningstar
Portal Evaluation - IMPP (he knows how to evaluate talent!)

I know I missed some important positions please fill them in!

I am ready to begin. I will have only one simple question. What is it the recruit desires? Hookers and cash, hold on let me make a call to a guy I know down on the plains of Alabama.

 

[CochiseCowbell]

Strength Coach - @GloryDawg

In House Discipline - @PooPopsBaldHead

 

[POTUS]

Media relations - ZombieKissinger
Recruiting - LuciferMorningstar
Portal Evaluation - IMPP (he knows how to evaluate talent!)

These 3 are amazing.

 

[Drebin]

Strength Coach - @GloryDawg

In House Discipline - @PooPopsBaldHead

I nominate Shmuley the Rabbi for the role of wisecrackin' Bus Driver.