Will Clark would never

[RutherfordBHayes]

... lose a poker hand.
He won the 1989 World Series of Poker with a Joker, 9 of clubs, 3 of diamonds, and a red Skip card from UNO.

 

[tatedog]

Will Clark taught Ron Polk everything he knows about baseball. But he would never teach him everything Will Clark knows...

 

[EngDawg]

Will Clark won the 1991 Indianapolis 500 driving a 1978 Ford Pinto

 

[DAWG61]

Will Clark can sext from the dugout using the bullpen phone

 

[tenureplan]

You do realize this thread is making fun of you right?

 

[RutherfordBHayes]

Will Clark has a Grizzly Bear carpet in his living room. It isn’t dead, it’s just afraid to get up.

 

[Coledawg]

Will Clark can slam a revolving door and he once counted to infinity - 3 times.

 

[Uncle Ruckus]

They use his foreskin as a tarp at Yankee stadium

 

[CochiseCowbell]

Will Clark is the Original Intense Bastard (or the OG IB, if you will)

ETA: First clip NSFW (language)

 

[HumpDawgy]

When "The Thrill" was born, he slapped the doctor's ***!

 

[JoMo MoJo]

Will Clark bowls overhand.

 

[PineGroveBully]

Will Clark once told Chuck Norris to kiss his *** and he did.

 

[aTotal360]

Will Clark once farted in Bo Bell's gas tank. He didn't have to fill up for 3 weeks.

 

[bulldogcountry1]

Will Clark would be fired for playing this in the dugout during games:
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[Hugh's Burner Phone]

Will Clark once took a piss in the gas tank of a semi truck. That truck was then known as Optimus Prime.

 

[HumpDawgy]

Will Clark was actually right handed, but he batted and fielded left handed to give other team's a fair chance.

 

[basedawg]

Will Clark never played for the 61 Yankees but he does have a son named 61.

 

[saltslugs]

Will Clark was actually right handed, but he batted and fielded left handed to give other team's a fair chance.

Will Clark never misplaced an apostrophe.

 

[archdog]

Will Clark once won a game of connect four in only three moves.

 

[HumpDawgy]

Will Clark never misplaced an apostrophe.

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Will Clark never gave a damn about apostrophe ' s or nerds (nerd's?) like you.

 

[DAWG61]

The dinosaurs called Will Clark "foambat" once. Just once though.

 

[DirtyDog]

Will Clark rips the "Do Not Remove" tags from pillows and mattresses and never loses sleep over it.

 

[Philly Dawg]

Will Clark once bunted for the cycle.

 

[CookieMonster.sixpack]

You do realize this thread is making fun of you right?

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