Worst alcohol you’ve ever had
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Malort wins, hands down.
Jeppson’s Malort has such a “unique” and “interesting” taste, it has inspired the following slogans over the years:
https://facesofmalort.wordpress.com/about/slogans/
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Jeppson’s Malort has such a “unique” and “interesting” taste, it has inspired the following slogans over the years:
- Malort, kick your mouth in the balls!
- Malort, when you need to unfriend someone IN PERSON.
- Malort, tonight’s the night you fight your dad.
- Malort, the Champagne of pain.
- Malort, turning taste-buds into taste-foes for generations.
- Drink Malort, it’s easier than telling people you have nothing to live for.
- Malort, what soap washes its mouth out with.
- Malort, these pants aren’t going to **** themselves.
https://facesofmalort.wordpress.com/about/slogans/
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Drambuie needs a mention. Scotch flavored with honey plus herbs and spices.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drambuie
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drambuie
Don't let OP fool you. His real answer is "anything that's actually not horrible."
Steel Reserve gets my vote. Worst thing I've ever drank.
That's my vote, too. My 3 worst are:
1. CC Chili Beer
2. Samuel Adams Cranberry Lambic
3. Falls City Beer
As far as wine or liquor I'd say Mad Dog 20/20.
I've never had the Malort stuff.
Rabbit hole bourbon- we used to drink Early Times around here because it was what the local bootleggers kept. Never knew what good liquor tasted like until I went off to college. Was weird waking up without vomit soaked bed linens for awhile.
Beer- Fiction. Rhinegeist beer than tasted like science fiction.
Spirits- Fireball. And I like cinnamon. That **** is like overdosing on a cinnamon experiment gone bad. I'll pass on liquid antifreeze. Thanks.
Had a pickle beer at a tailgate that was truly awful and I love pickles. Not sure if it was Urban Artifact's.
Spirits- Fireball. And I like cinnamon. That **** is like overdosing on a cinnamon experiment gone bad. I'll pass on liquid antifreeze. Thanks.
Had a pickle beer at a tailgate that was truly awful and I love pickles. Not sure if it was Urban Artifact's.
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This is supposed to be good >$50 a bottle. I guess if you like kerosene cut with iodine. It did convince me I wasn’t a scotch drinker but was going to stick to bourbon.
. . . and it’ll kick your *** and render you lame, but a fine drink it is!!
I don’t like heavy German dark beer!
Me and some mountain friends decided to go on a week-long drunk, second year of law school. I learned two things I’ll never forget
1) When your buddy from Harlan tells you he has a pet wildcat in his apartment, it’s hard not to **** your pants when a 35 pound cat sits in your lap; and (2) don’t try to out drink your mountain friends.False.This is supposed to be good >$50 a bottle. I guess if you like kerosene cut with iodine. It did convince me I wasn’t a scotch drinker but was going to stick to bourbon.
Korean soju (Pick your brand) some of the worst tasting rock gut alcohol that can be drank. You want a stench about you, drink that for a couple days and you will reek of the worst alcohol smell imaginable. That stuff in Korea was about 75 cents a bottle (In the states it's about 4 to 5 bucks a bottle. At about 24 or 25% alcohol it would rock you but I have ingested about every alcohol/ spirits imaginable. This was the worst.
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Schmirnoff Ice, Donovan Hall, contacts in a bottle cap...
Rumpleminze is the devil though.
St. Ides.
Thought it was great in HS. Tried again a few years back and almost puked. A jar full of piss from a dehydrated bum would probably taste better.
Thought it was great in HS. Tried again a few years back and almost puked. A jar full of piss from a dehydrated bum would probably taste better.
Lol
the gin incident was in oldham court BTW. Drank an entire bottle of tanqeray at like midnight and vomitted the entire night
BBC American Pale Ale. I was doing a bottle collection several years back and was trying various domestic, micro brews, and imports. By doing this, I came to appreciate a lot of the different types and flavors of beers, however...
After drinking BBC American Pale Ale...while I have never actually performed cunnilingus on a skunk, I'd wager I could describe the experience in great detail. And that's all I've got to say about that.
After drinking BBC American Pale Ale...while I have never actually performed cunnilingus on a skunk, I'd wager I could describe the experience in great detail. And that's all I've got to say about that.
Count me as another who got drunk on the putrid MD 2020. It was mine and my buddies first alcohol, iirc, and man did we pay a heavy price, lol.
Milwaukee's Best Ice. In college we could get a six pack of tall boys for about $3.50 at a nearby gas station. My buddies and I would drink them all the time because we were poor college kids. I still remember one night getting way too drunk off of who knows how many and going to my girlfriend's house afterwards. The only drunk food she had was Trix cereal. I still remember being way too excited about the colorful vomit in the toilet, but that night ruined the drink for me.
I opened this thread with the sole intention of posting that malort was hands down the worst thing I ever tried, I drank about everything over the years.
It is mainly Chicago, but some hipster bars started carrying it.
It's truly brutal to the palette. It's so bad, I think everyone should try it once. The only thing I can even imagine might be worse would be prison hooch
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Every single type of alcohol I hate. Haven't drank since 2004. I can't stand the way it makes me feel.
I smoke weed regularly though.
I smoke weed regularly though.
The last time I bought it, it was $0.99 a bottle. That was 1962. I only bought one bottle.What's the price? (asking for a friend)
I wonder if they still make that stuff.