Would you get "Ole Miss" tattooed on your body if..

57stratdawg

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It meant MSU would win 3 out of 4 Egg Bowls for the rest of your life.

Tattoo has to be color, can be covered, has to be large enough to be legible from 10 feet, and can't have someone pissing on "Ole Miss" or "Go To Hell Ole Miss".
 

DerHntr

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Nope. Hell, I wouldn't get MSU tattooed on me for the same scenario.
 

rabiddawg

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Hell no. We should get over the fact that beating Ole Miss should be our greatest accomplishment every season. Now I would tattoo Bucky Beaver's face on my wife's *** if it meant we beat Alabama or LSU 3 out if 4 seasons.
 
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Sutterkane

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ScarJo is hot but way overrated. She's not elite hot. And what you mentioned would technically be a foursome.
 

DerHntr

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What about a one hour threesome every year with Carrie Underwood, ScarJo, and Brooklynn Decker?

lets see whre this goes....

Nope. I'm happily married to my fine *** wife who gave me three beautiful kids.

/no you can't have pictures
 

uptowndawg

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If it meant we won the SEC 3/4 years... Maybe

It meant MSU would win 3 out of 4 Egg Bowls for the rest of your life.

Tattoo has to be color, can be covered, has to be large enough to be legible from 10 feet, and can't have someone pissing on "Ole Miss" or "Go To Hell Ole Miss".

But as it stands now were already accomplishing your goal without the tattoo under my britches
 

Uncle Ruckus

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I'd have to reevaluate my priorities in life if I ever even considered anything like that.
 

starkvegasdawg

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Ok. Let's up the ante. Would you get aforementioned tattoo if it meant a national championship in each of the big three sports over the next 10 years and two championships in one of the big three...your choice of which one?
 

Dawg1976

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Nope. But would if someone would pay me a million or so to do it. Yes.....I can be bought.
 

mcdawg22

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I don't have to, Strat's jumping on that grenade for us all. Thanks Strat.
 
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The state flag of Texas belt and the Braves jersey pretty much complete it...

Even the out of state student stereotypes are all covered.
 

Shmuley

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I'm trying to figure out what we'd do for the other 57.5 minutes?
 

Optimus Prime 4

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That's like a collage of our stereotypical out of stater. Sad part is I was a KA and didn't recognize the flag
 

AlCoDog

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For a National Championship I would get ole miss tattooed on the back side of my nut sack.
 

maroondog

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For us old geezers... Remember the glass decal that had Bully beating Colonel with his Cow bell and at the botton had "Rebel Rouser"? That is the one to have tattooed!!! IF you have a picture of the decal please post!!!!
 

Red87

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So how long would it take for MSU to finally even the series in football if this were to happen? I was thinking well over two decades.
 
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I guess that's something you can tell the young recruits when they say...

"tell me about the good old days when OM was dominant in the egg bowl every year. I was in 6th grade and don't remember it."
 

DawgatAuburn

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How long will it take for you to get banned? I'm thinking about two more posts.