wow this guy is pissed...

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DISTRICT DOG

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<h2> <span class="sender">from: <font color="#237ACB">gotmine3</font></span> <span class="receiver">to: <font color="#237ACB">DISTRICT DOG</font></span> <span class="subjectinfo">subject: <font color="#237ACB">I saw you at mugshots last night you ******..</font></span></h2> <div class="mgr-boxbody"> <div class="message-content"> <div class="avatar-block"> <p class="user-avatar"> </p> <p class="user-name"><font color="#237ACB" size="1">gotmine3</font></p>

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</font><span class="user-score"><span class="score-good">1 Kudos</span></span></font></p> </div> <div class="message-text"> Why do you always have to hit on my girl friend? I love her and you are severely inhibiting our relationship with your constant pandering and interjecting. I am so tierd of you and your giant head %$!%!$* with my baby love. You don't know who this is and you never will but I just wanted you to know you really get to me and next time you do flirt with the love of my life I am going to come down hard on you man, real hard. You and your stupid haircut are about to get a mama sized spoon of reality if you don't back the F off man. Later.

hahahahahahahaha what a 17ing tool </div> </div> </div> <div class="mgr-box-controls dropdown"></div>
 

615dawg

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proceeds to call you a "******" for hitting on his girlfriend, but thats beside the point.

The real question is: "Is she hot?"
 

3000lbchicken

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one of my favorite things on the board too.

/wow. it just keeps deleting my subject. Love yuku!
 

DISTRICT DOG

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I have no idea who this young fella is but I am guessing that I get to him pretty bad...my guess is its bonedaddy trying to be funny
 

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DISTRICT DOG said:
<h2><font size="2">You don't know who this is and you never will but I just wanted you to know you really get to me and next time you do flirt with the love of my life I am going to come down hard on you man, real har</font></h2>
So you don't know who he is, and you never will? But next time you do that, he's gonna come down (real) hard on you? So basically, he plans to continue his stalking of you, via the interweb...that's <17>ing great.

Real quick, my thoughts of how it went down:
1. You talked to hottie in question at the bar.
2. Douchehole got pissed, but what obviously to big of a puss to say/do anything about it.
3. Douchehole and hottie go home, he's still pissed, she doesn't know.
4. Douchehole wants to get some, hottie doesn't want to give any up (she's got someone else on her mind, you sly dog, you)
5. Hottie goes to bed; Douchehole begins doing what doucheholes do, attempting to reign interweb terror down on those more fortunate than themseleves.

All in all, I'd say you've done a pretty good job here.
 

SwampDawg

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but do it so steathily nobody will know who he is? Could it possibly be ---the Ninja?
 

lawdawg02

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i assume his "mama sized spoon of reality" is intended to give the impression of a large spoon. it's also pretty funny that he calls you a ****** for talking to a girl at a bar. and if he is going to whip your ***, why wouldn't he do it last night at a bar? isn't that, after all, the best place for such events to occur?

if you never know who he is, how the hell are you supposed to figure out which girl you are not supposed to talk to? if i had to guess, i'd bet that "the love of his life" is the girl who has never let him out of the friend zone. he's the guy that's always hanging around her, but she has never and will never give him a chance. in other words, he's the guy on the right in this picture:



and/or the guy on the left in this picture:


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Jonah Takalua

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How could anyone with such a "giant head" be a threat to any normal homo sapien? This guy is either has you confused with someone else, or is the biggest (using his terms) ****** out there. I'm going to have to go with the latter. What a red badge of courage this guy gets for remaining stealth with his identity. gotmine3, you are a *****. I'm smelling a little take his girl from him only to dump her a week later just in spite type of a deal. There honestly is no way around it now after that weak *** "threat" of a web messgae. Gotmine3, you are a joke, thanks for the laugh. Good luck with your friend that is a girl (obviously not girlfriend) problems.
 

noladog77

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Im a reader not a poster but i know gotmine3 is reading this and i am just gonna ask him to wait till next weekend until he "comes downs hard on you man, real hard." I will be there next weekend and will certainly be hanging out with district dog and would love to see you step out from behind your computer and do something to protect the love of your life. just so i can say i was there when i saw it go down you little *****.
 

gotmine3

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Why can't you write me back like a man?? You act so tough on the Internet but if you knew who you were dealing with you wouldn't run that fat mouth of yours like you are. Don't worry you punk *****, you will get yours. WATCH WHO YOU TALK TO AND WHO YOU TALK ABOUT!

And to the rest of you who decided to chime in on something that isn't any of your bizness you all need to get a life so bad. There is more to this world that some message board. Maybe if you get out a little you would discover that.

And yes she is my girl! We have been together for 2 months now and we couldn't be happier.</p>
 
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