WTF happened to Sammy Sosa??
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Definitely Podesta did anyway
Well, now that he’s not playing baseball, he’s not out in the sun much anymore. I guess?
It’s like if Bruno Mars had a baby with the Flex tape/seal guy.
“It’s a bleaching cream that I apply before going to bed and whitens my skin some,” Sosa said on Univision’s “Primer Impacto” program. “It’s a cream that I have, that I use to soften [my skin], but has bleached me some. I’m not a racist, I live my life happily.
“What happened was that I had been using the cream for a long time and that, combined with the bright TV lights, made my face look whiter than it really is. I don’t think I look like Michael Jackson.”
It's all in the cream.
“What happened was that I had been using the cream for a long time and that, combined with the bright TV lights, made my face look whiter than it really is. I don’t think I look like Michael Jackson.”
It's all in the cream.
He don't want FOP!
The upside is he now has a perfect credit score.
He probably gets stopped by the police less frequently so that is a plus. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
A dude in 2017 can grow boobs, not cut off his dingaling, identify as a fluid gender, and is beyond criticism.
Sammy, it's ok to be white.
Sammy, it's ok to be white.
Sammy uncorked too much cream.
What does Billy Corgan have to do with this?
Probably converted to Mormonism.
2 Nephi 5:21 :
“And he had caused the cursing to come upon them, yea, even a sore cursing, because of their iniquity. For behold, they had hardened their hearts against him, and they had become like unto a flint; wherefore, as they were white, and exceedingly fair and delightsome, that they might not be enticing unto my people the Lord God did cause a skin of blackness to come upon them.”
2 Nephi 30:6:
“…their scales of darkness shall begin to fall from their eyes; and many generations shall not pass away among them, save they shall be a white and a delightsome people.”
2 Nephi 5:21 :
“And he had caused the cursing to come upon them, yea, even a sore cursing, because of their iniquity. For behold, they had hardened their hearts against him, and they had become like unto a flint; wherefore, as they were white, and exceedingly fair and delightsome, that they might not be enticing unto my people the Lord God did cause a skin of blackness to come upon them.”
2 Nephi 30:6:
“…their scales of darkness shall begin to fall from their eyes; and many generations shall not pass away among them, save they shall be a white and a delightsome people.”
Oh yeah! I had forgotten about those racist Mormon cartoons.
I though the black folks were supposed to be aliens... per the Mormons?
I though the black folks were supposed to be aliens... per the Mormons?
It's just Camera FLASH!!! The flash in the second image was too much...
FYI ^^^ sarcasm...
FYI ^^^ sarcasm...
See... you get money, you get privilege ... you turn white.
aging + steroids plus the flash on the camera could have made his skin appeal lighter.... You really think Sammy wants to be white? Come on people aren't that weird. We are still a normal society.
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Yikes
I feel bad laughing at him. Look how happy he is being a white guy.
1 hour with Tipper Gore and he turns into an old white woman.
Think he puts that whitening gel on his whole body, or just his face and hands? (Asking for a friend.)