WTF of the day?

[biguglyjoe]

Jimmy Johnson on Survivor

 

[GloryDawg]

When I was a kid, I swallowed a lot of aggression, along with a lot of pizzas. I wanted to join one of those groups like EST, but they cost like $600! So, I decided to join the Army since you got like a... what? 6 or 8-week training program? Which is perfect for me! I'm gonna walk outta here a lean, mean, fightin' machine!

Maybe the man just want to get in shape and maybe make money doing it.