What middle schooler wrote this? But OK it is a slow time, Ill bite and just hit a few of the highlights, lets start with number:
"8. They don’t know if they’re a bulldog or cow"- Says the school that threw out possibilities of Land Shark, Rebel Bruiser, Hotty Toddy Blue Man Guy, Black Bear and Rebel as possibilities and still hasn't convinced anyone of the real mascot
"14. They’re more focused on Ole Miss Sports than Mississippi State Sports"- Says a guy that took the time to sit down and think up and write down 101 reasons about their 2nd most hated rival?
"16. They live in the past"- This one is perhaps the biggest laugh of all. Us living in the past? How about "where old times there are not forgotten" and Johnny Vaught days just for starters
"19. Their attendance records are put on t’shirts"- What attendance records do the Shark, Black Bear Rebels have to put on a shirt?
"30. They think every football player that comes through Starkville is a Heismen Trophy candidate"- Were those Jeremiah Masoli, Jevan Snead and Rufus French for Heisman stickers my imagination? And by the way its Heisman, not Heismen
"38. MSU fans constantly talk about how they don’t talk about Ole Miss"- Again, who's writing an essay on whom here?
"44. They abbreviate everything"- What's the name of your school again? Is it Ole Miss?
"57. They can’t spell (“whenning”)- See number 30 above
"68. They always refer Ole Miss as a racist university, but didn’t admit minorities and women until 48 years after Ole Miss started admitting both" Get your facts straight. And oh yeah, we did it w/out the National Guard, Highway Patrol, Federal Agents and the national news media. http://www.msstate.edu/web/media/detail.php?id=2936
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75. Rafael Palmeiro used his Viagra commercial pay to build a bad *** work-out facility for them" And what did Dicky Scruggs honest earned money build Ole Miss?
Those were just a few of my favorites but that really is poor..............
