WTF? of the day
- Thread starter HammerOfTheDogs
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That "Christmas Story" rewrite has some real promise.
Back in my day we used carrots. What’s happen to the world?***
If they outlaw Irish suppositories, only outlaws will traffic in Irish suppositories.
Bigger аssholes these days.
I have a couple of friends who are emergency room doctors. Potatoes seem pretty tame from some of the stories they've shared with me. I can only suspect that drugs and/or alcohol was involved in the decision making process.
Oh good, so unfrozen are still OK?
If not gonna be a boring New Years eve.
Hopefully not necessary but here they are anyway.********
If not gonna be a boring New Years eve.
Hopefully not necessary but here they are anyway.********
Same, they see some crazy stuff. Had one tell me they had a woman bring in another guy that wasn’t her husband once. Apparently, the swinging party got out of hand.
That’s how the attract the gerbils
Do frozen tater tots count?
Armageddon!
Well I guess we know what happened to Poopop now.
Had a friend that worked in the radiology dept of a hospital and had a guy come in once with a Barbie doll up the old poop shoot and couldn't get it back out due to the arms catching. Doctor called her over and started pulling back and forth on the legs and, "Look, it's doing jumping jacks".
Fact:
This is not how one is supposed to enjoy potatoes. This is why we need instructions and warnings for everything
This is not how one is supposed to enjoy potatoes. This is why we need instructions and warnings for everything
I also have an ER doc friend. The craziest story he has told me so far was last year during the holidays. Some dude had a double A battery and an unbroken, in the wrapper, full-sized candy cane on the X-ray. I can’t understand how the candy cane made it through, and I really don’t want to know the answer
Yep. Wouldn't really have thought that frying up food in the nude was common thing either until after listening to some surgeons tell their war stories.
Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where Frank falls on the fusilli Jerry.
E R nurse in Oxford told us they had a guy come in and said my roommate stuck a lightbulb up his butt and can’t get it out. The boy was in the car in the parking lot.
Obviously the target audience is the board moderators
It was a million to 1 shot, Doc. Million to 1.
Your name sucks
Yea but as long as he has it, he doesn’t have a hair on his azz if he doesn’t put Jethrine as his avatar!
Imagine going into the er and saying I was grocery shopping and fell on a potato. A week ago