Yes, it's Germans...

[Maroon Eagle]

<a rel="nofollow" href="http://chadgibbs.wordpress.com/2010/02/26/the-sec-as-star-wars-characters/">

</p></a>Yep, we're Ewoks.

 

[MeridianDog]

A poke in the butt with a sharp stick hurts.

 

[PBRME]

So is being slow roasted over an open flame.</p>

 

[Sutterkane]

The Ewoks held 3po, R2, Leia, Luke, Han, and Chewy and were getting ready to roast them for food.

Also, no way the empire gets defeated without the deflector shield down. No way the deflector shield goes down without the help of the ewoks. Without the ewoks, Ackbar is destroyed by the death star's big *** laser.

 

[dawggoneright]

OM's favorite reporter, Ole Shep, would disagree with you on that!!! Oh wait, you said "sticks". Never mind.