Yet again David Murray has served up an almost unreadable piece.
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unless you plan on using a thesaurus, have 3 free hours, and have a book on turn of the century puns.
Ah yes, you have come upon a David Murray article (otherwise you would not be reading this). Prepare yourself - mind, body, and spirit - for one of the most intense literary experiences of your lifetime. If you are not prepared, then your vitality shall be sapped, leaving a corpus of confusion and woe huddled in the corner of the room you occupy at this very moment. Therefore, I recommend that you print the article and proceed out of your domicile and into the outdoors - an outdoor sanctuary suitable for the consumption of printed knowledge. Take with you only the article and your wits - anything - and everything - else will spoil the experience.
First, examine the length of the article. You may want to defecate prior to reading it if the printed length is over half a page. After the evacuation, procede to the location where you wish to read. Smell the air around you. Take in a deep breath and release it. Then burn the article printout and go for a nice long walk, like 3 hours. Your time is better spent that way rather than the three hours it would have taken you to remotely comprehend what he wrote.
First, examine the length of the article. You may want to defecate prior to reading it if the printed length is over half a page. After the evacuation, procede to the location where you wish to read. Smell the air around you. Take in a deep breath and release it. Then burn the article printout and go for a nice long walk, like 3 hours. Your time is better spent that way rather than the three hours it would have taken you to remotely comprehend what he wrote.