1. Yeah, yeah, yeah- you're a "rational Ole Miss fan that wants to talk sports and is all friendly, yada, yada, yada." We've heard it before- and no your not. And based on your reply above- yeah you did since you replied correctly.
2. I have been to read- normally only things that get linked from there to here. I don't avidly read because I like to talk about sports and I don't wear sweaters or listen to jam bands. So, not really my type of people. That's a lot different than posting and talking smack, which is douchey.
3. A lesson on what? How to make muffins? I don't think I need to pm you to learn how to do something that I can readily read off of the box of muffin mix. And you'll have to take my word for it, but I do indeed ****. I know, too much information. But I can't let an accusation like that slide.