You Might Be Deploying ...

Preacher Franklin · Jan 23, 2018

To a **** Hole ...
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[FONT=&quot]1. If your boss tells you to update your Gamma Globulin, Yellow Fever,
Malaria, Dysentery, Tetanus and other fun immunizations- You might be
deploying to a **** Hole.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]2. If the Mobilization NCO tells you not to waste your time bringing a
radio, or any other electronics, as there is no electricity and there
are no signals- You might be deploying to a **** Hole.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]3. If the Travel Pay folks give you a travel advance and the Per Diem
rate is only $8.00/day, for everything- You might be deploying to a
**** Hole.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]4. If the “Area Cultural” briefing is only 30 minutes long, but the
briefing on communicable diseases is 3 hours long- You might be
deploying to a **** Hole.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]5. If the “Area Cultural” briefing includes facts that some leaders in
the host country keep young boys as sexual slaves- You might be
deploying to a **** Hole.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]6. If the “Area Cultural” briefing includes facts that male members of
that society have multiple wives, but also engage in sexual activity
with barnyard animals- You might be deploying to a **** Hole.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]7. If the “Medical Briefing” includes recommendations not to walk
barefoot, drink the local water, or eat ANY food on the local economy-
You might be deploying to a **** Hole.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]8. If the “Medical Briefing” includes information that the roadside
ditches not only serve as flood control, but also as a common latrine-
You might be deploying to a **** Hole.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]9. If the Daily Report for your new assignment includes an area for
“Number of Personnel Med-Evaced” from theater for unknown diseases-
You might be deploying to a **** Hole.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]10. If the monetary exchange rate is greater than 50 to 1 for local
currency to US Dollars- You might be deploying to a **** Hole.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]11. If you have to ride a C-130 10 hours into theater because there are no runways to support any bigger trash haulers. You might be deploying to a **** Hole.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]12. If you are sitting in troop seats and you see down the center of the C-130, instead of rations and ammunition, there are pallets of toilet paper and hand sanitizer. You might be deploying to a **** Hole.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]13. If you have to requalify on the M-16, rocket launcher, grenade use and personal sidearm, you might be deploying to a **** Hole.[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]14. If the Department of State or the USO troupe refuses to enter the area, you might be deploying to a **** Hole.[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]15. If you are each issued a bottle of bleach for your bare-base housing drinking water supply, you might be deploying to a **** Hole.[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]16. If there are two 10-man mortuary teams accompanying a 50-man squadron, you might be deploying to a **** Hole.[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]17. If the Flight Surgeon Colonel stays home and instead sends two staff sergeant techs, you might be deploying to a **** Hole.[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
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