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As Stallion always says, the cream always rises to the top. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Mike Slive</span> has been named the winner of the 2010 Derek Dunn Douchebag of the Year Award.
The SEC commissioner won the title by upsetting douchebag ESPN writer Pat Forde by a vote count of 126-66. It was the closest vote of the 2010 tournament.
While Pat "Starkville has streets?" Forde was a formidable douchebag, he could not repeat his performance against early favorite Cecil Newton in the final. Mike Slive had a lot of momentum riding after a relatively easy path to the final.
The scales seemed to tip in Slive's favor when a picture of him simply sitting on his *** while Jarvis Varnardo was being recognized for breaking the college basketball shot block record. Officiating controversies in both football and basketball got Slive to a No. 5 seed. A $1 million bonus from the SEC was perfect timing for a run to the 2010 DDDY.
Slive becomes the lowest seed to ever reach the DDDY final and therefore win it. He is also the first non-poster to win the coveted douchebag award.
"My boy Mike is the shiznet," said Derek Dunn, the awards namesake. "He really punked that wannabe. We're gonna go out tonight and do some shots to celebrate. My boy is going to have to pay though. He just got a cool mil and you ******** ain't buying Hondas like you should. Now I'm going to go have sex with your mothers."
Remember that the 2011 DDDY is just a year away. An easy way to remember nominations is simply tagging a reply to a douchebag or a douchebag topic "DDDY."
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As Stallion always says, the cream always rises to the top. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Mike Slive</span> has been named the winner of the 2010 Derek Dunn Douchebag of the Year Award.
The SEC commissioner won the title by upsetting douchebag ESPN writer Pat Forde by a vote count of 126-66. It was the closest vote of the 2010 tournament.
While Pat "Starkville has streets?" Forde was a formidable douchebag, he could not repeat his performance against early favorite Cecil Newton in the final. Mike Slive had a lot of momentum riding after a relatively easy path to the final.
The scales seemed to tip in Slive's favor when a picture of him simply sitting on his *** while Jarvis Varnardo was being recognized for breaking the college basketball shot block record. Officiating controversies in both football and basketball got Slive to a No. 5 seed. A $1 million bonus from the SEC was perfect timing for a run to the 2010 DDDY.
Slive becomes the lowest seed to ever reach the DDDY final and therefore win it. He is also the first non-poster to win the coveted douchebag award.
"My boy Mike is the shiznet," said Derek Dunn, the awards namesake. "He really punked that wannabe. We're gonna go out tonight and do some shots to celebrate. My boy is going to have to pay though. He just got a cool mil and you ******** ain't buying Hondas like you should. Now I'm going to go have sex with your mothers."
Remember that the 2011 DDDY is just a year away. An easy way to remember nominations is simply tagging a reply to a douchebag or a douchebag topic "DDDY."
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