Your favorite lies

[bluthruandthru]

:golf:Improved:golf:

 

[DSmith21]

No, that outfit doesn't make your *** look big.

It's not you; it's me.

 

[starchief]

:golf:Improved:golf:

How would anyone know that dog or cat food is improved?

 

[jameslee32]

I'm building a wall and Mexico will pay for it.

 

[rick64]

 

[Tskware]

I smoked marijuana, but did not inhale

(Greatest lie ever told by William Jefferson Clinton)

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

-Fair & Balanced

-Bisexuality

- “Trust me....”

- I’ll never drink again

- Exploding envelopes (with cash)

 

[Rebelfreedomeagle]

 

[BlueVelvetFog]

The Stock Advice thread

 

[AFKY_Blue_RedsBengals]

Anything that comes out of Rick Pitino's mouth. Just gets deeper every time he talks.

 

[kyblue'92]

I didn't fart, it was my shoe squeak.

 

[kyblue'92]

War Stories and Fishing Tall Tales.

 

[kyblue'92]

Masturbation will cause you to go blind.

Or going bald lol

 

[TurnipDaBeet]