Skip to main content
Avatar

OT - Powerball is $1.7 billion

When I win I will purchase this site and ban everyone, buy the best rosters in CFB/CBB histories, give 0 dollars to charity/churches and probably flee the country $25k to any Fort member who gets a "LOVE. LIVE. LAUGH" tramp stamp, $50k if someone takes a dump on the block O at midfield in Columbus.
72 Replies
Avatar

krs919

Sep 04, 1:49 PM

$75k coming my way baby!!!
Avatar

o_JJ_GoBlue

Sep 04, 1:51 PM

IndyWolverine23 said:
When I win I will purchase this site and ban everyone, buy the best rosters in CFB/CBB histories, give 0 dollars to charity/churches and probably flee the country $25k to any Fort member who gets a "LOVE. LIVE. LAUGH" tramp stamp, $50k if someone takes a dump on the block O at midfield in Columbus.
How much if I tat and shat at the same time ?
Avatar

Mercury Hayes fanclub

Sep 04, 1:52 PM

IndyWolverine23 said:
When I win I will purchase this site and ban everyone, buy the best rosters in CFB/CBB histories, give 0 dollars to charity/churches and probably flee the country $25k to any Fort member who gets a "LOVE. LIVE. LAUGH" tramp stamp, $50k if someone takes a dump on the block O at midfield in Columbus.
What if I take a dump on the O whilst getting said tramp stamp?
Avatar

AnthonyBroome

Sep 04, 1:52 PM

The fort should band together to win this thing, and then endow a position coach's title of choice
Avatar

Mercury Hayes fanclub

Sep 04, 1:52 PM

o_JJ_GoBlue said:
How much if I tat and shat at the same time ?
Ha, we posted this at the same time.
Avatar

krs919

Sep 04, 1:53 PM

$452m lump sum after taxes. I'd float a cool $25m to UM NIL
Avatar

IndyWolverine23

Sep 04, 1:57 PM

"Indy, we didn't know you had a son!!!" Image
Avatar

IndyWolverine23

Sep 04, 1:58 PM

When I own this site, I will fund all recruiting trips by @EJHolland - the only stipulation is that he must fist fight a fan at every high school game he attends.
Avatar

HathaMICH

Sep 04, 1:59 PM

The Boob Salsa Family Memorial University of Michigan Football Jock Strap Collector
Avatar

IndyWolverine23

Sep 04, 2:05 PM

o_JJ_GoBlue said:
How much if I tat and shat at the same time ?
...... $90k. That's a STEAL
Avatar

VivaLasVegas

Sep 04, 2:08 PM

IndyWolverine23 said:
When I win I will purchase this site and ban everyone, buy the best rosters in CFB/CBB histories, give 0 dollars to charity/churches and probably flee the country $25k to any Fort member who gets a "LOVE. LIVE. LAUGH" tramp stamp, $50k if someone takes a dump on the block O at midfield in Columbus.
Could we make than 50K an allowance if took that dump once a month?
Avatar

IndyWolverine23

Sep 04, 2:08 PM

VivaLasVegas said:
Could we make than 50K an allowance if took that dump once a month?
Image
Avatar

ljf137

Sep 04, 2:38 PM

Sign me up
Avatar

ChrisBalas

Sep 04, 2:42 PM

IndyWolverine23 said:
When I win I will purchase this site and ban everyone, buy the best rosters in CFB/CBB histories, give 0 dollars to charity/churches and probably flee the country $25k to any Fort member who gets a "LOVE. LIVE. LAUGH" tramp stamp, $50k if someone takes a dump on the block O at midfield in Columbus.
Image "Probably buy a bunch of h****** and c******." I knew this was you.
Avatar

maizeragePaul

Sep 04, 2:44 PM

I would buy this site just so I could immediately ban Chris
Avatar

Martyk

Sep 04, 2:45 PM

krs919 said:
$452m lump sum after taxes. I'd float a cool $25m to UM NIL
$770+ million lump sum. You scared me for a second: I’ve already got over $500mm spent
Avatar

Voltron Blue

Sep 04, 2:47 PM

I don't usually play because I math but I might have to give God a chance to shine down upon me this time. I'm frugal though...I'm going to be doing the midfield dumping myself to save cash.
Avatar

Sasquatch616

Sep 04, 2:48 PM

IndyWolverine23 said:
When I win I will purchase this site and ban everyone, buy the best rosters in CFB/CBB histories, give 0 dollars to charity/churches and probably flee the country $25k to any Fort member who gets a "LOVE. LIVE. LAUGH" tramp stamp, $50k if someone takes a dump on the block O at midfield in Columbus.
Does it have to be a new "LOVE. LIVE. LAUGH" tattoo?
Avatar

Mahil78

Sep 04, 2:50 PM

maizeragePaul said:
I would buy this site just so I could immediately ban Chris
Avatar

Sasquatch616

Sep 04, 2:56 PM

Mahil78 said:
OK, gotta out myself as pretty ignorant. Who is that handsome devil holding Balas? At a glance I keep wondering how Chris knows Jon BonJovi . . .
Avatar

Mahil78

Sep 04, 3:00 PM

Sasquatch616 said:
OK, gotta out myself as pretty ignorant. Who is that handsome devil holding Balas? At a glance I keep wondering how Chris knows Jon BonJovi . . .
"The Sweater" himself. @JohnBorton
Avatar

Gardnergothisredshirt

Sep 04, 3:05 PM

AnthonyBroome said:
The fort should band together to win this thing, and then endow a position coach's title of choice
“Now coming to the podium, the wolverine.com/John Borton Commemorative Sweater Club TEs coach, Steve Casula.”
Avatar

Sasquatch616

Sep 04, 3:07 PM

Mahil78 said:
"The Sweater" himself. @JohnBorton
I thought so, just didn't want to look like an idiot. Well, more like an idiot . . .
Avatar

AnthonyBroome

Sep 04, 3:07 PM

Gardnergothisredshirt said:
“Now coming to the podium, the wolverine.com/John Borton Commemorative Sweater Club TEs coach, Steve Casula.”
That would be hilarious hahaha

Thanks for checking out this free message board preview.

Join the full discussion at The Fort