Cory Johnson talks some more about poop

Who would have thought a week ago that the most popular UK football story would be about poop? Earlier this week, the clip of JuCo DT Cory Johnson telling Alan Cutler that he poops a lot went viral, appearing on the Jimmy Kimmel Show, "After Midnight," the Bob and Tom radio show, and all the major sports sites, including The Big Lead, SBNation, and Deadspin. When the media descended upon the Nutter Field House this morning, I went straight to Cory to get some more soundbites. He didn't disappoint. Cory said he was surprised that the poop comment went viral. "I was surprised, I didn't think it was going to go that big," Cory said. "I thought it was just a simple little funny comment, and that was going to be it, but then it took off. Now, I'm just waiting on my check, you know?" If you remember, Cory said that he "goes" five times a day, which is a bit ridiculous for the average person. I tried to tactfully ask him what kind of diet he must have to be so...fluid...and this was his answer (Warning, it is not tactful): "It's not really a diet, it's that I just take one, don't finish, save it away, and then eat some more, get some more on top and then go let some more out." Wow. That pretty much exhausted the poop talk, so I asked Cory if he was enjoying his time so far at Kentucky. "Oh definitely. I love it here. That's why I came here. This is home. I'll always be a Wildcat." And we'll always be Cory Johnson fans. How could you not be?