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John Dubyaabout 9 years


Aritcle written by:John DubyaJohn Dubya
  It's Tuesday afternoon. Kick-offs in 30 minutes.  Your bill, steam pressed. Your ear, blingy. Your L, ol' english. Your purple velvet  pouch, empty. Your tee is shining, it's a motherf*cking 'chrome out.' And your beard, looks like it was etch-a-sketched by the hands of God. You, my friend, are a manscape architect. Trimt up and ready for football.    UPDATE: aaand now there's an infomercial--WATCH

H/T and standing ovation @david_coomer   #trimtup


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