If Rob Ford watched Kentucky basketball

by:Mrs. Tyler Thompson12/25/13


**There are lots of big files in this post, so feel free to let it load while you treat yourself to another glass of wine and/or cookie.** Merry Christmas, everyone! A wonderful day of family friendship, and food. Don't worry, I brought a present: Rob Ford, the GIF that keeps on giving. Toronto's crackhead mayor is one of the most ridiculous news stories of 2013, and the pictures, GIFs, and videos of him are a comedy goldmine. While going through them the other day, I had a thought: What would Rob Ford think of this Kentucky basketball team? Like a dog with a bone, I couldn't let go, so I present you with "If Rob Ford watched Kentucky Basketball": October 18: Big Blue Madness Matthew Mitchell is James Brown, Rupp gets a big screen, and the season is finally underway. "HEY-AAAAAYYYYY IT'S A DAKARI IN THE USA!" robford1 October 29: Blue/White Scrimmage EJ Floreal dunked on Julius Randle during what a lot of us thought at the time would be the most difficult game UK would play this season. Boy were we wrong. (Still giddy though) rob-ford-dances-o November 1: Transy, W 76-42 The Cats overcame a sluggish first half to cruise past Transy. Julius Randle was the only Cat to score in double figures, getting the first of many double-doubles. Just some first game jitters, right? We'll totally be fine. BYjvShJCIAEGd5O November 4: Montevallo W, 95-72 James Young scores an own goal as the Cats get off to another sloppy start to put away Montevallo. So good we're scoring points for the other team. Rob-Ford-Toronto November 8: UNC Asheville W, 89-57 Andrew Harrison returns from injury, Julius Randle gets another double-double, and Marcus Lee scores 17. slide_292550_2350534_free November 10: Northern Kentucky W, 95-63 Last cupcake before Michigan State. More Julius, Alex Poythress roars, and Andrew Harrison runs the offense with ease. AiflEHJ November 12: Michigan State in Chicago L, 78-74 "WE'RE GOING UNDEFEA---D'oh." 820435754 November 17: Robert Morris W, 87-49 Andrew Harrison hit a circus shot that didn't count and the Cats avenged a humiliating loss from last season. Back on the horse. Ford November 19: Texas-Arlington W, 105-76 39-1!!!! Rob-Ford-Toronto November 25: Cleveland State W, 68-61 "We were supposed to kill these guys, right? Just destroy them? No? Oh...well." AP_rob_ford_jef_131119_16x9_992 November 27: Eastern Michigan W, 81-63 Willie Cauley-Stein shines in a pre-Thanksgiving day tuneup. Feeling better. feelingbetter December 1: Providence W, 79-65 Willie shines again and Cal gets giddy. Bring on Dallas! December 6: Baylor in Dallas L, 67-62 k-bigpic We hate Dallas. December 10: Boise State W, 70-55 A win is a win, but Willie's hair... a_560x375 (1) December 14: @ North Carolina L, 82-77 Another big stage, another stumble. h0s0F December 21: Belmont W, 93-80 Belmont's three-point shooting was pretty cute, but that's enough. robford4 Before Louisville game: We can beat them. Can we beat them? I just don't... isdDpjaUNAqNF Merry Christmas, friends.

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