The 10 Most Ridiculous Solar Eclipse Souvenirs on the Internet

The Eclipse is Monday, and if you’re anywhere near “the path,” that’s all you’ve heard about for the past few weeks. From Oregon to Nebraska to Hopkinsville, Nashville, and Charleston, business are cashing in on the “Great American Eclipse” with watch parties, promotions, and souvenirs. You can commemorate stepping outside and looking up at the sky with countless products ranging from t-shirts, hats, special release beers, or some really ridiculous items, such as…

“Come To The Dark Side” Total Solar Eclipse Sleep Mask/Blindfold

$12.80, Amazon

Not in the path? Just put on this sleep mask and pretend you are. With smooth, rip-stop nylon to block the light, it promises TOTAL DARKNESS.

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Total Eclipse Foam Cushion

$12.95, eBay

Carry your memories of the total eclipse with you to your favorite sporting event or the garden. Everyone will know that you went outside and looked up to the sky to see nature’s glory!

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Pun Tees

$18.99, Walmart

Who doesn’t love a good Eclipse pun? That being said…

…This one ($19.95, Tee4Legend.com) is irresponsible. Do not look at the Eclipse with normal sunglasses! Use your Eclipse glasses! If you don’t, you will end up like this:

$11.99, Etsy

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“It Came In Like A Blocking Ball” Eclipse Poster

$10.70, Zazzle

Most people think of Bonnie Tyler’s “Total Eclipse of the Heart” when they think of the eclipse, but this artist prefers Miley Cyrus.

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Solar Eclipse Diamond Ring

$1,224.00, Etsy

Honor the Moon’s journey as it eclipses the sun with this multi-colored diamond ring, which will cost you $1,224.

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Solar Eclipse Crystal Set

$40, Etsy

Harness the energies of the New Moon and the sun coming together!

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Great American Eclipse Wine

3-pack for $82.00, FreyWine.com

Now this is a product I can get behind. Ring in the Eclipse with a three-pack of Great Eclipse wine from Frey Vineyards. Featuring Zinfandel, Chardonnay, and “Totality,” a limited edition sparkling wine.

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Pet-themed t-shirts

$14, TeePublic; $17, LazoTee

Because there’s always someone in the group who will want to include their pet.

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Krispy Kreme Eclipse doughnut

Be the real hero at work on Monday by bringing in Krispy Kreme’s limited edition chocolate glaze doughnuts.

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Eclipse “poop”

South Carolina State Museum

Okay, fine, it’s just a chocolate nut toffee bar, but with a little help from a Sharpie marker, your kids will never know.