Tweet Beat: "Put your eyebrows down, man!"

by:Mrs. Tyler Thompson•05/23/13•

@MrsTylerKSR

As part of the never-ending quest to bring you University of Kentucky news in the most ridiculous manner possible, I comb the Twitter-verse each week for the funniest, oddest, and sometimes, nearly illegible tweets from your favorite players and personalities. Basically, I read Twitter so you don’t have to. Without further ado, here are the best tweets of the week. It is impossible not to look at this and smile. I dare you: Screen shot 2013-05-23 at 2.42.24 PM Miss you boys. Archie Goodwin's vines are so funny that they've earned an award of their own. Ladies and gents, the Archie Goodwin Vine of the Week: It's pretty clear where Nerlens Noel got his love of flamboyant hair: Screen shot 2013-05-23 at 2.10.43 PM Patrick Patterson discovered Vine this week, with one of his first clips being a tour of his "shrine room," with special guest Goofy. I thought Tod Lanter was exaggerating with this tweet, but then I read the one following it: That is pretty freaking random. Where in the world is Sam Malone? Apparently Rio: Two things, Twany: Screen shot 2013-05-23 at 2.23.16 PM 1) That is a heck of a lot of sushi 2) Who eats sushi with a fork?? You can get the beginners chopsticks if you need help... This vine by Kyle Wiltjer further enforces the fact that parachute day was always the best day in PE class in elementary school: Stop being adorable, Keyla Snowden! Am I the only one who reads the word "Miami" and can't help but finish the Will Smith song lyric? Screen shot 2013-05-23 at 2.33.12 PM Party in city where the heat is on, all night on the beach 'til the break of dawn... This vine by MKG isn't particularly interesting, but I could listen to MKG read the phone book and still be fascinated: Perry, if that is Punxsutawney Phil, I wish you'd tell him to start getting his forecasts right. Spring did NOT come six weeks early this year. A big man with a big fish: I showed you guys the tweet last week from the Randall Cobb fan promising to get a tattoo of his signature. It looks like she followed through on that promise: TRUTH: Give me Gin Blossoms and Hootie over Beiber and Taylor Swift any day. You know who can stand the heat? RICHARD EFFING BROOKS, that's who! In other Papa Brooks news: This week's "Tweet That Makes You Go Aww" goes to Ramel Bradley and a bunch of adorable kids: Screen shot 2013-05-23 at 2.37.37 PM At first, I thought this picture was a before-and-after weight loss ad, but then I realized it's just a testament to the power of a good haircut. #BookieTweetoftheWeek TWEET OF THE WEEK: Oh Boyd, via Erin Clark Thanks to Erin Clark for pointing out this Oh Boyd gem to me: Oh, Boyd. You may have deleted that tweet, but you weren't fast enough... Until next time, RT plz?

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